{"id":5526,"date":"2019-11-04T01:20:15","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T09:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5526"},"modified":"2019-11-04T01:20:15","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T09:20:15","slug":"aarons-dick-slip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/11\/04\/aarons-dick-slip\/","title":{"rendered":"Aaron&#8217;s Dick Slip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question this week comes from <strong>Justin <\/strong>in Chicago: <em>\u201cDid you see <strong>Aaron Carter<\/strong>\u2019s penis?&nbsp; Everyone online is talking about it, but I can\u2019t find it anywhere.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Aaron says his \u201cdick slip\u201d was an accident, but I contend there are no accidents.&nbsp; Yeah, because everyone who does an <em>Instagram Live <\/em>video is fully aroused in loose-fitting shorts, right?&nbsp; We\u2019re supposed to believe that Aaron was minding his own business, chatting with fans, and somehow his penis simply erupted out of his knickers?&nbsp; I think not.&nbsp; To be fair, it certainly appeared to be sizeable.&nbsp; However, one must also consider that Carter has the physique of a young <strong>Calista Flockhart<\/strong>.&nbsp; Frankly, a thimble would look enormous in that context.&nbsp; But since you asked, you can see it (Carter, not Calista) on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question this week comes from Justin in Chicago: \u201cDid you see Aaron Carter\u2019s penis?&nbsp; Everyone online is talking about it, but I can\u2019t find it anywhere.\u201d Aaron says his \u201cdick slip\u201d was an accident, but I contend there are no accidents.&nbsp; Yeah, because everyone who does an Instagram Live video is fully<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5527,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5526\/revisions\/5527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}