{"id":5565,"date":"2019-11-17T13:54:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-17T21:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5565"},"modified":"2019-11-17T13:54:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-17T21:54:00","slug":"pissi-gets-wanded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/11\/17\/pissi-gets-wanded\/","title":{"rendered":"Pissi Gets Wanded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many people view impeachment as nothing more than \u201cpolitical theatre\u201d.&nbsp; <strong>Trump<\/strong>\u2019s impeachment was the stage for some actual theatre when into the hearing strode a drag queen!&nbsp; No, I\u2019m not talking about <strong>Giuliani<\/strong>; I\u2019m talking about a buxom blonde vixen who sashayed with all the panache of a young Ivana Trump.&nbsp; Images went viral of the dame being wanded by security (I was once wanded by security\u2026but that\u2019s another story).&nbsp; The mysterious matron turned out to be <strong>Pissi Myles<\/strong>, drag artiste extraordinaire from New Jersey.&nbsp; She told <em>NBC News<\/em>, \u201cIt was a crazy day in Washington!&nbsp; I\u2019m flipping my wig over the high energy proceedings today.&nbsp; Tensions are high, and the bar for who\u2019s allowed in the <em>Longworth House <\/em>is very, very low.\u201d&nbsp; Pissi <em>Tweeted <\/em>from the hearings with her cell phone and selfie stick for <em>Happs<\/em>, described as \u201cthe first open-source live news network\u201d.&nbsp; I don\u2019t care why she was there \u2013 I just love that she was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many people view impeachment as nothing more than \u201cpolitical theatre\u201d.&nbsp; Trump\u2019s impeachment was the stage for some actual theatre when into the hearing strode a drag queen!&nbsp; No, I\u2019m not talking about Giuliani; I\u2019m talking about a buxom blonde vixen who sashayed with all the panache of a young Ivana Trump.&nbsp; Images went viral of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5566,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5565\/revisions\/5566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}