{"id":5658,"date":"2019-12-02T01:34:14","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T09:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5658"},"modified":"2019-12-02T01:34:14","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T09:34:14","slug":"billys-holiday-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/12\/02\/billys-holiday-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy&#8217;s Holiday Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now comes the point in the column where I share <strong><em>Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; My goal each year is to share things that could make your festivities just a trifle more gay.&nbsp; One of the most popular items every year is the <em>Orthodox Priest Calendar<\/em>.&nbsp; But, frankly, I\u2019m finding it hard to believe any actual priest can do that with a crucifix unless the holy water miraculously turned into lube.&nbsp; Therefore, my calendar choice this year will appeal to those of you who like a bit of ginger \u2013 a lovely holiday flavor.&nbsp; Last year, a fan sent me the <strong><em>Red Hot Cock Calendar<\/em><\/strong>, and I was impressed with what they refer to as their \u201cfire crotches, copper knobs and ginger nuts\u201d.&nbsp; This year the lads have outdone themselves by also providing the flip side.&nbsp; Yes, if you prefer your gingers face-down, you could buy the <strong><em>Red Hot Butt Calendar<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Both calendars raise money for testicular cancer and prostate cancer awareness campaigns.&nbsp; Plus, a little ginger will keep you warm on those long winter nights.&nbsp; Grab \u2018em at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.RedHot100.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>RedHot100.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You know how you see an invention on <strong><em>Shark Tank<\/em><\/strong> and say, \u201cWhy didn\u2019t I think of that?\u201d&nbsp; Well, the staff at <strong>Chi Chi LaRue<\/strong>\u2019s <strong><em>Channel 1 Releasing <\/em><\/strong>had a thought \u2013 what if there were a way to turn any water bottle into an enema?&nbsp; You know \u2013 for those guys on the go, rushing to a last-minute tryst.&nbsp; And, thus, <em>Skwert<\/em> was developed.&nbsp; The <strong><em>Skwert Water Bottle Enema <\/em><\/strong>will fit on most standard water bottle mouths and give you a quick pick-me-up.&nbsp; For my readers, I\u2019d classify this as a stocking stuffer\u2026although what you stuff is your business.&nbsp; Pick up a few for surprise guests at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.Skwert.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Skwert.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now comes the point in the column where I share Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.&nbsp; My goal each year is to share things that could make your festivities just a trifle more gay.&nbsp; One of the most popular items every year is the Orthodox Priest Calendar.&nbsp; But, frankly, I\u2019m finding it hard to believe any<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5659,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5658\/revisions\/5659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}