{"id":5806,"date":"2019-12-16T04:24:45","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T12:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5806"},"modified":"2019-12-16T04:24:45","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T12:24:45","slug":"snakes-in-art-and-undies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/12\/16\/snakes-in-art-and-undies\/","title":{"rendered":"Snakes in Art and Undies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>St. Paul\u2019s Church <\/em><\/strong>in Malm\u00f6, Sweden commissioned a new piece of art entitled \u201cParadise\u201d.&nbsp; Artist <strong>Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin <\/strong>did a work 20 years ago inspired by the <em>Last Supper<\/em>, with <strong>Jesus <\/strong>surrounded by the 12 apostles \u2013 in drag!&nbsp; For \u201cParadise\u201d, she had the <em>Garden of Eden <\/em>populated with straight couples, gay couples, and even a transgender person in a tree holding the snake!&nbsp; You\u2019d think \u201call-inclusive\u201d, right?&nbsp; Apparently it was too inclusive.&nbsp; The Swedish Church felt that since the snake represents sin and temptation in religious settings, having the transperson holding it could be interpreted as trans-phobic.&nbsp; Ohlson says she\u2019s making a new image for the church \u2013 \u201cwithout a snake\u201d.&nbsp; So now it\u2019s snake-phobic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Social media had a problem with the snake <strong>Jason Derulo <\/strong>had in his tight black boxer briefs.&nbsp; Derulo explained, \u201cI was not aroused.&nbsp; I was literally, like, getting out of the water.&nbsp; I don\u2019t want to say I was shriveled up.&nbsp; I definitely didn\u2019t have the cold shrivel.\u201d&nbsp; For those of you interested in what it looks like dry, Jason added, \u201cIt leans more to the front.&nbsp; If it\u2019s on the side, and it\u2019s just chilling on the side, it\u2019s a semi.\u201d&nbsp; This led to Derulo receiving an offer to do porn \u2013 \u2018cause, you know, fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, anacondas gotta breathe.&nbsp; <em>CamSoda <\/em>offered Derulo $500K to sit around in his boxer briefs and fondle the ferocious fella.&nbsp; So, basically, the anaconda didn\u2019t even have to come out of hibernation!&nbsp; Jason turned down the offer, saying \u201cImma need a wayyy bigger bag than that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maybe Derulo has so much money he doesn\u2019t need to fondle his undies for half a million bucks.&nbsp; We do know that <strong>Lil Nas X <\/strong>is doing just fine.&nbsp; According to \u201cForbes\u201d, he\u2019s the first gay man to appear on the list of highest-paid country acts.&nbsp; Of course, you can see his anaconda on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.&nbsp; And, trust me, we didn\u2019t pay him a cent!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Paul\u2019s Church in Malm\u00f6, Sweden commissioned a new piece of art entitled \u201cParadise\u201d.&nbsp; Artist Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin did a work 20 years ago inspired by the Last Supper, with Jesus surrounded by the 12 apostles \u2013 in drag!&nbsp; For \u201cParadise\u201d, she had the Garden of Eden populated with straight couples, gay couples, and even<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5806"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5807,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5806\/revisions\/5807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}