{"id":5864,"date":"2019-12-23T01:02:22","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T09:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5864"},"modified":"2019-12-23T01:02:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T09:02:22","slug":"cream-in-your-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/12\/23\/cream-in-your-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Cream In Your Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By the time you read this, a new coffee shop will have opened in downtown Geneva \u2013 <strong><em>The Fellatio Caf\u00e9<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; According to a company spokesperson, you will be able to order coffee and select a sex worker from a digital menu (along with a scone if you\u2019re feeling peckish) for roughly $50.&nbsp; Spokesperson <strong>Bradley Charvert <\/strong>(who is hotter than most sex workers I&#8217;ve met) said, \u201cIn five or ten minutes, it\u2019s all over\u201d \u2013 which means they\u2019re pretty \u201cadept\u201d sex workers.&nbsp; But do they provide sex workers of both genders?&nbsp; While so far only female &#8220;workers&#8221; are involved, Bradley says he&#8217;s open to bringing on men &#8211; and even robots &#8211; if the demand is there.&nbsp; Bringing new meaning to the phrase, \u201cI\u2019m the cream in your coffee\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the time you read this, a new coffee shop will have opened in downtown Geneva \u2013 The Fellatio Caf\u00e9.&nbsp; According to a company spokesperson, you will be able to order coffee and select a sex worker from a digital menu (along with a scone if you\u2019re feeling peckish) for roughly $50.&nbsp; Spokesperson Bradley Charvert<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5865,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5864\/revisions\/5865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}