{"id":5866,"date":"2019-12-23T01:05:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T09:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5866"},"modified":"2019-12-23T01:05:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T09:05:21","slug":"last-minute-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/12\/23\/last-minute-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Minute Gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time for our final installment of <strong><em>Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; In an uncharacteristically selfish move, I\u2019m going to remind you that a subscription to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;makes a perfect stocking stuffer for you or any of your friends.&nbsp; Not to brag, but I\u2019m still able to stuff multiple stockings simultaneously.<\/p>\n<p>To make things a bit more tempting, remember the ringtone I made from <strong>Whoopi<\/strong>\u2019s \u201cGirl, please stop talking\u201d speech?&nbsp; Well, I\u2019m making it available to all of you \u2013 for FREE.&nbsp; Just head on over to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a> <\/strong>to download it from our homepage (or just <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/WhoopiGirl.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">click here<\/a><\/strong>).&nbsp; Happy Holidays, from <strong>Billy Masters<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>One of the hottest books of the year was <strong>Ramin Setoodeh<\/strong>\u2019s <strong><em>Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; It was so dishy and skinny, I downed it in a single sitting.&nbsp; Grab it where all good (or trashy) books are sold.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re taking a little time to enjoy the view, it\u2019s time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Don\u2019t forget to grab your free ringtone \u2013 and whatever else you have handy \u2013 at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that\u2019ll answer all your needs.&nbsp; For those needs that require a bit of stroking, drop a note to <b><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/b>, and I promise to get back to you before I share a bottle of poppers with Nicole and her beau\u2026at <em>The Fellatio Caf\u00e9<\/em>!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man&#8217;s filth is another man&#8217;s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for our final installment of Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.&nbsp; In an uncharacteristically selfish move, I\u2019m going to remind you that a subscription to BillyMasters.com&nbsp;makes a perfect stocking stuffer for you or any of your friends.&nbsp; Not to brag, but I\u2019m still able to stuff multiple stockings simultaneously. 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