{"id":5891,"date":"2019-12-29T20:35:32","date_gmt":"2019-12-30T04:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=5891"},"modified":"2019-12-29T20:35:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T04:35:32","slug":"jussie-and-jason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2019\/12\/29\/jussie-and-jason\/","title":{"rendered":"Jussie and Jason"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing good happens after 2AM\u2026on the streets of Chicago\u2026in the winter.&nbsp; I don\u2019t care how much you have a hankering for a <em>Subway <\/em>salad (and, really, who has ever had a hankering for a Subway salad).&nbsp; Learn from <strong>Jussie Smollett <\/strong>and stay home.&nbsp; What a roller coaster the <strong><em>Empire<\/em><\/strong> star brought us on.&nbsp; First he was a victim.&nbsp; Then he was a colluder.&nbsp; Then he was a mastermind.&nbsp; And then, he somehow presented himself as a victim all over again!&nbsp; The idea that in subfreezing weather, two guys were wandering around Chicago with bleach and a noose never seemed plausible.&nbsp; And how likely is it that after such a horrific attack, you\u2019d still be holding onto your Subway salad?&nbsp; Once the men were ID\u2019ed as Nigerian bodybuilding brothers who actually knew Jussie, it was all over.&nbsp; They even corroborated their story with handwritten plans, notes, and cancelled checks!&nbsp; Not only wasn\u2019t Jussie a victim, he wasn\u2019t very bright.&nbsp; Miraculously, the <em>City of <\/em><em>Chicago<\/em> didn\u2019t press charges \u2013 they only wanted reimbursement for the investigation.&nbsp; Jussie refusing to pay simply reinforces how dim he is.&nbsp; Look for this to continue into 2020.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not just the <strong>Kardashians<\/strong> who enjoy a large black penis.&nbsp; This year, we had two that made news \u2013 both singers.&nbsp; <strong>Lil Nas X <\/strong>got tongues wagging when we leaked a video of his \u201cjunk\u201d.&nbsp; It obviously didn\u2019t hurt his career \u2013 \u201cOld Town Road\u201d became a huge hit, and <em>Forbes<\/em> named him one of the highest-paid country artists of the year.&nbsp; Then came <strong>Jason Derulo<\/strong>, who got people all hot and bothered with his sheathed spear being clearly visible in a pair of boxer briefs.&nbsp; Instagram took it down, but enough people saw it to give him publicity.&nbsp; He\u2019s still riding it (so to speak) by claiming the powers-that-be at <strong><em>Cats<\/em><\/strong> digitally removed his dick from the pic \u2013 as if anyone would allow shooting to begin without that monster being strapped down within an inch of his life.&nbsp; Still, you can unwrap each of these guy\u2019s packages on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing good happens after 2AM\u2026on the streets of Chicago\u2026in the winter.&nbsp; I don\u2019t care how much you have a hankering for a Subway salad (and, really, who has ever had a hankering for a Subway salad).&nbsp; Learn from Jussie Smollett and stay home.&nbsp; What a roller coaster the Empire star brought us on.&nbsp; First he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5892,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5891\/revisions\/5892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}