{"id":60893,"date":"2021-06-28T00:48:58","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T07:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=60893"},"modified":"2021-06-28T00:48:58","modified_gmt":"2021-06-28T07:48:58","slug":"a-million-little-erect-penises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/06\/28\/a-million-little-erect-penises\/","title":{"rendered":"A Million Little Erect Penises"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question came from <strong>Danny <\/strong>in San Francisco: <em>\u201cWhat do you know about <strong>Aaron Taylor-Johnson<\/strong>?&nbsp; He was naked (and semi-erect) in <\/em><strong>A Million Little Pieces <\/strong><em>and certainly doesn\u2019t seem to be shy.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hard to be shy when you can use your penis as a jump rope!&nbsp; Beyond that, I don\u2019t know much.&nbsp; He\u2019s 31, he\u2019s English, he\u2019s married, and has two kids.&nbsp; He was also in <strong><em>Tenet<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 but, please, don\u2019t hold that against him.&nbsp; To recap, he\u2019s allegedly straight, he\u2019s not shy, and he\u2019s happy to show off his naughty bits on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When I\u2019m worried Madonna might break a hip, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; I\u2019ll be heading to Ptown on July 4<sup>th<\/sup>.&nbsp; But I\u2019m always updating <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that delivers more bang for your buck.&nbsp; If you need some personal attention, write me at <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before Gus Kenworthy gives Carl Nassib a private tour of Ptown.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question came from Danny in San Francisco: \u201cWhat do you know about Aaron Taylor-Johnson?&nbsp; He was naked (and semi-erect) in A Million Little Pieces and certainly doesn\u2019t seem to be shy.\u201d Hard to be shy when you can use your penis as a jump rope!&nbsp; Beyond that, I don\u2019t know much.&nbsp; He\u2019s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60894,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60893\/revisions\/60894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}