{"id":6144,"date":"2020-02-10T02:27:27","date_gmt":"2020-02-10T10:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6144"},"modified":"2020-02-10T02:28:42","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T10:28:42","slug":"inside-calvin-harris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/02\/10\/inside-calvin-harris\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside Calvin Harris"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Roger <\/strong>in Detroit: \u201cI get a very gay feeling about [celebrity DJ] Calvin Harris<\/strong>.  Maybe it\u2019s \u2018cause he\u2019s so hot.  But why did he stop doing underwear ads?  And do you have anything hotter?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I first became aware of Calvin when billboards started popping up around Los Angeles featuring his torso and his name \u2013 an odd way of promoting a DJ.  But we\u2019re in a time when one cannot be a great DJ or painter or aluminum siding installer without having a 6-pack and pecs.  Or maybe that\u2019s just what I look for in someone banging around my home.  With that notoriety came the underwear spread for Armani<\/em>.  That was around the same time as his liaison with Taylor Swift <\/strong>\u2013 such a fine judge of heterosexual men.  Perhaps coincidentally, the Armani campaign ended when Calvin\u2019s relationship with Taylor went kaput.  Still, it made him comfortable enough in his skin to take more candid shots \u2013 such as the one on his manager\u2019s birthday when he was just standing there in his fully-packed boxer briefs (he being Harris).  We\u2019ve gotten a peek at what\u2019s inside those briefs and, while most DJs specialize in 12-inches, Calvin\u2019s sporting a good, solid eight inches \u2013 hard.  Oh, yes \u2013 very hard.  And veiny.  And, lest you question the veracity of the photo, our forensic experts insist that certain moles on that distinctive torso line up perfectly with this photo.  Check it out for yourself on BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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\nWhen nothing comes between me and my Calvin, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  What a long night!  I must confess, I\u2019m exhausted.  But let me quickly remind you to check out www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that\u2019ll perk you up.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/b>, and I promise to get back to you before Liza gets out of that chair!  So, until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy question comes from Roger in Detroit: \u201cI get a very gay feeling about [celebrity DJ] Calvin Harris.  Maybe it\u2019s \u2018cause he\u2019s so hot.  But why did he stop doing underwear ads?  And do you have anything hotter?\u201d I first became aware of Calvin when billboards started popping up around Los Angeles featuring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6146,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions\/6146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}