{"id":63839,"date":"2021-07-18T23:52:37","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T06:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=63839"},"modified":"2021-07-18T23:52:37","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T06:52:37","slug":"mr-gay-new-zealand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/07\/18\/mr-gay-new-zealand\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Gay New Zealand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We haven\u2019t had an <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question in a couple of weeks because\u2026well, they\u2019ve all been dull!&nbsp; Until <strong>Bruce <\/strong>in Tampa wrote this: <em>\u201cHave you heard about <\/em><strong>Mr. Gay New Zealand<\/strong><em>?&nbsp; Did he actually get a penis enlargement?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is the kinda story I can really sink my teeth into.&nbsp; First, let me clarify \u2013 this is about a FORMER <em>Mr. Gay New Zealand <\/em>with a most unfortunate name \u2013 <strong>Max Small<\/strong>.&nbsp; A variety of photos of Mr. Small in various levels of arousal have gone through rigorous analysis from our experts.&nbsp; One thing is certain \u2013 there appears to be more\u2026shall we say, \u201cfullness\u201d to his current phallus.&nbsp; A few days of blueballs will do that to you.&nbsp; Since I wouldn\u2019t be comfortable making a ruling without more evidence, I will allow you, the jury, to examine this a bit closer on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we can\u2019t decide if Mr. Small is a grow-er or a show-er, &nbsp;it\u2019s time to end yet another column.&nbsp; I showed up in Provincetown to see <strong>Steven Brinberg<\/strong>\u2019s <strong><em>Simply Barbra<\/em><\/strong> at <em>The Art House<\/em>.&nbsp; As usual, he was simply sublime.&nbsp; The vocals were never better, and the song choices were clever \u2013 one wishes Babs had Brinberg\u2019s balls.&nbsp; The guest appearance by <strong>Edmund Bagnell <\/strong>\u2013 whose own show at <em>The Crown and Anchor <\/em>on Tuesdays is packing them in \u2013 was a delicious layer of icing on an already rich cake.&nbsp; For more surprises, check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that welcomes all things great and small.&nbsp; You can always drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before I host a <em>Simon Rex Film Festival <\/em>on <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong> (we\u2019re on hiatus for another couple of weeks).&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We haven\u2019t had an Ask Billy question in a couple of weeks because\u2026well, they\u2019ve all been dull!&nbsp; Until Bruce in Tampa wrote this: \u201cHave you heard about Mr. Gay New Zealand?&nbsp; Did he actually get a penis enlargement?\u201d This is the kinda story I can really sink my teeth into.&nbsp; First, let me clarify \u2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63840,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63839\/revisions\/63840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}