{"id":641,"date":"2015-01-19T02:30:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-19T10:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=641"},"modified":"2015-01-19T02:30:19","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T10:30:19","slug":"tiffanys-jumps-on-the-gay-marriage-bandwagon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/01\/19\/tiffanys-jumps-on-the-gay-marriage-bandwagon\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiffany&#8217;s Jumps On The Gay Marriage Bandwagon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my special keepsakes is a silver key ring from <em>Tiffany <\/em>given to me from he-who-shall-remain-nameless. At the time, we had a disagreement about boundaries: he felt that even though he gave me his keys, I should still call before I came over; I felt that I could come and go as I please (and go through all of his belongings). I returned the keys. Because acquiescing is the only way to remain in a relationship with me, he gave me back the keys&#8230;on the Tiffany key ring. That beau is long gone and all that remains is the key ring&#8230;and a restraining order. This stroll down memory lane was prompted by a story about that icon of fine jewelry, Tiffany. For the first time in the company&#8217;s 178-year history, they are featuring a same-sex couple in an ad promoting wedding rings. I&#8217;m sure any day now <em>Home Depot <\/em>will run a similar ad promoting a bridal registry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my special keepsakes is a silver key ring from Tiffany given to me from he-who-shall-remain-nameless. At the time, we had a disagreement about boundaries: he felt that even though he gave me his keys, I should still call before I came over; I felt that I could come and go as I please<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions\/642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}