{"id":6563,"date":"2020-03-15T20:54:40","date_gmt":"2020-03-16T03:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6563"},"modified":"2020-03-15T20:54:40","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T03:54:40","slug":"onlyfans-show-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/03\/15\/onlyfans-show-off\/","title":{"rendered":"OnlyFans Show Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no \u2013 a bright light is beckoning me.&nbsp; I fear this is it.&nbsp; But, wait \u2013 a voice just said, \u201cBilly, you\u2019re not finished.\u201d&nbsp; What does that mean?&nbsp; \u201cCome back \u2013 I will finish you off.\u201d&nbsp; My God \u2013 it\u2019s <strong>Aaron Carter<\/strong>!&nbsp; Why is he reaching out to me?&nbsp; And what is that goop on his hand?&nbsp; Is it hand sanitizer?&nbsp; I sniff it \u2013 is this what <strong>Gwyneth Paltrow<\/strong>\u2019s vagina smells like?&nbsp; Oh, no\u2026it\u2019s slippery!&nbsp; And he\u2019s using it on\u2026his <em>OnlyFans <\/em>website.&nbsp; That flickering light isn\u2019t the great beyond \u2013 it\u2019s a candy striper using his tablet in post-op!&nbsp; And to think, I came back from the brink of death to see Aaron Carter\u2019s naughty bits!&nbsp; And he\u2019s charging $125?&nbsp; You can see him for far less on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Someone else just joined <em>OnlyFans<\/em>, and he\u2019s certainly getting the blood pumping to my nether regions.&nbsp; <strong>Chad<\/strong><strong> Johnson <\/strong>\u2013 the psychopathic stud from <strong><em>The Bachelorette<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Of course, that\u2019s just my opinion \u2013 I\u2019m no doctor.&nbsp; But I\u2019d be happy to play doctor with Chad\u2026although I\u2019d have my finger on the 911 speed dial, just in case.&nbsp; Like Aaron, you can get a gander at Chad\u2019s Johnson on our website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh no \u2013 a bright light is beckoning me.&nbsp; I fear this is it.&nbsp; But, wait \u2013 a voice just said, \u201cBilly, you\u2019re not finished.\u201d&nbsp; What does that mean?&nbsp; \u201cCome back \u2013 I will finish you off.\u201d&nbsp; My God \u2013 it\u2019s Aaron Carter!&nbsp; Why is he reaching out to me?&nbsp; And what is that goop<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6564,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6563\/revisions\/6564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}