{"id":6647,"date":"2020-03-22T23:27:54","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T06:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6647"},"modified":"2020-03-22T23:27:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T06:27:54","slug":"entertaining-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/03\/22\/entertaining-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Entertaining Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now let\u2019s get back to me.&nbsp; As I was being prepped for surgery, a Filipino nurse took my blood pressure and said, \u201cWOW, that\u2019s high.\u201d&nbsp; Not what you want to hear before they roll you into the OR.&nbsp; Before he took it a second time, he asked me to extend my arm so that it was horizontal with the floor.&nbsp; His computer was on a rolling, portable desk with a shelf that held a basket of patient charts \u2013 roughly at my shoulder level.&nbsp; He had me rest my arm there, and then my pressure was a less alarming 115\/80.&nbsp; \u201cPHEW \u2013 that\u2019s better,\u201d he said.&nbsp; \u201cThat\u2019s because you had me hold onto your basket,\u201d I quipped.&nbsp; There was less laughing when my surgeon came in with the sniffles!<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, I\u2019m alive, but confined to my bed \u2013 and in a sling (which is not nearly as much fun as you\u2019d think).&nbsp; But even in my compromised state, I am still entertaining the masses\u2026albeit rockin\u2019 one arm.&nbsp; While most print publications are taking a break, new columns will appear every week on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; I\u2019ll even be posting more on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.Facebook.com\/Filth2Go\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>Facebook.com\/Filth2Go<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; We\u2019re planning some live events with friends, tentatively beginning on Tuesday at 3PM EST.&nbsp; I was inspired by pals <strong>Seth Rudetsky<\/strong> and <strong>James Wesley<\/strong>, who are doing great things online every day for the <strong><em>Actors Fund<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; They\u2019re at 2PM, I\u2019m at 3PM \u2013 no conflict there.&nbsp; And what a great lead-in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now that the rest of you are self-quarantining, I feel like we\u2019re on the same page.&nbsp; We\u2019re separate, but together \u2013 my favorite kinda relationship.&nbsp; Still, how much fun can you have alone?&nbsp; As luck would have it, <em>The Sun<\/em> in the UK has given us a helpful tip to combat illness \u2013 masturbation!&nbsp; Yes, according to unnamed experts who surely don\u2019t exist, jerking off will allegedly boost your immune system and raise your white blood count.&nbsp; I still suggest vigorously washing your hands with soap and hot water first. 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