{"id":6661,"date":"2020-03-22T23:33:29","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T06:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6661"},"modified":"2020-03-22T23:34:22","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T06:34:22","slug":"latest-gay-political-scandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/03\/22\/latest-gay-political-scandal\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest Gay Political Scandal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not all local government officials are created equally.&nbsp; Take <strong>Andrew Gillum<\/strong>.&nbsp; Just before the pandemic hit the US, Gillum (a Democrat who almost became Florida\u2019s first black governor) was caught in a South Beach hotel room with another guy.&nbsp; Making matters worse, the other guy was allegedly ODing on crystal meth.&nbsp; At some point, a third man arrived, found Gillum vomiting in the bathroom, and his companion unresponsive in bed.&nbsp; He called 911 and began chest compressions (presumably on the unresponsive guy).&nbsp; When the cops and paramedics arrived, they found a room riddled with baggies of drugs, empty bottles of (ironically enough) Corona beer, various prescription meds, and soiled linens.&nbsp; I know\u2026icky!&nbsp; They also found an injectable medication for erectile dysfunction \u2013 \u2018cause, you know, when you\u2019re drunk and high, sometimes you simply cannot perform.&nbsp; When the officers tried to question Gillum, he was unable to provide coherent details \u2013 for obvious reasons.&nbsp; And yet, inexplicably, they didn\u2019t take him into custody.&nbsp; He checked out of the hotel and returned to his home.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What makes this all worse is that 1) Gillum is married to a woman and has three kids and, b) the companion who was ODing was male escort <strong>Travis Dyson<\/strong>.&nbsp; Actually, his \u201cworking\u201d name is <strong>Brodie Scott <\/strong>\u2013 which doesn\u2019t sound nearly as porny as Travis Dyson.&nbsp; Anyway, he\u2019s mighty hot and mighty hung \u2013 and you can see for yourself in the many photos and videos posted on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; I\u2019m not completely sure, but I think the third guy who stumbled into the hotel room and called 911 was Travis\u2019 fianc\u00e9.&nbsp; Hmmm\u2026.more to come, I\u2019m sure.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re all in bed together, it\u2019s time for me to end yet another column.&nbsp; Before closing, I must acknowledge the passing of <strong>Kathy Griffin<\/strong>\u2019s mom, <strong>Maggie<\/strong>.&nbsp; In person, she was everything you\u2019d want\u2026and more.&nbsp; She was a helluva gal, and we\u2019re tipping it in her memory.&nbsp; If you don\u2019t have a box of wine handy, you can simply head on over to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that\u2019ll keep you amused (and healthy) through this crisis.&nbsp; If you to have a question, send a note to <a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a>, and I promise to get back to you before we get to the bottom of Andrew Gillum.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man&#8217;s filth is another man&#8217;s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not all local government officials are created equally.&nbsp; Take Andrew Gillum.&nbsp; Just before the pandemic hit the US, Gillum (a Democrat who almost became Florida\u2019s first black governor) was caught in a South Beach hotel room with another guy.&nbsp; Making matters worse, the other guy was allegedly ODing on crystal meth.&nbsp; At some point, a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6661"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6663,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6661\/revisions\/6663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}