{"id":681,"date":"2015-02-02T03:39:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T11:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=681"},"modified":"2015-02-02T03:39:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T11:39:49","slug":"is-becks-too-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/02\/02\/is-becks-too-big\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Becks too big?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During an interview with <strong>Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong>, <strong>David Beckham <\/strong>shared a story about his daughter. &#8220;I just bathed her, and I was in the bath as well.&#8221; Let&#8217;s pause for a moment to wistfully envy David Beckham&#8217;s daughter. Moving on: &#8220;So I got her out, and was toweling her down, when she said, &#8216;Daddy, I love you, but I don&#8217;t like you. You&#8217;re so chubby!&#8221; After taking baths with Mrs. Beckham, aka <strong><em>Skeleton Spice<\/em><\/strong>, I suppose anyone is chubby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, David Beckham shared a story about his daughter. &#8220;I just bathed her, and I was in the bath as well.&#8221; Let&#8217;s pause for a moment to wistfully envy David Beckham&#8217;s daughter. Moving on: &#8220;So I got her out, and was toweling her down, when she said, &#8216;Daddy, I love<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":682,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions\/682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}