{"id":685,"date":"2015-02-02T03:41:25","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T11:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=685"},"modified":"2015-02-02T03:41:25","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T11:41:25","slug":"the-great-scottish-kilt-shortage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/02\/02\/the-great-scottish-kilt-shortage\/","title":{"rendered":"The great Scottish kilt shortage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, a serious topic &#8211; one that has led to many sleepless nights. I&#8217;m talking about the great Scottish kilt shortage. And we&#8217;re not talking about any ol&#8217; kilts &#8211; these are kilts for the army. When Scottish soldiers are in a ceremonial setting, they wear traditional kilts. Due to a snafu in manufacturing, soldiers have been forced to share their kilts. For those of you who know about going &#8220;full Scottish&#8221;, that is surely a sight to behold! A similar situation occurred in 2006 when there was only one kilt for every 15 soldiers. In a completely unrelated story, Scotland recently legalized gay marriage. Put that in your bagpipes and blow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, a serious topic &#8211; one that has led to many sleepless nights. I&#8217;m talking about the great Scottish kilt shortage. And we&#8217;re not talking about any ol&#8217; kilts &#8211; these are kilts for the army. When Scottish soldiers are in a ceremonial setting, they wear traditional kilts. Due to a snafu in manufacturing,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":686,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions\/686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}