{"id":6872,"date":"2020-04-06T00:50:44","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T07:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6872"},"modified":"2020-04-06T00:50:44","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T07:50:44","slug":"patti-goes-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/04\/06\/patti-goes-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Patti Goes Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In these unsettling times, there are few things I am sure of.&nbsp; But, if there is one thing I can say with absolute certainty, it\u2019s that <strong>Patti LuPone <\/strong>is insane.&nbsp; This is not new information to any LuPone devotee.&nbsp; But we now have video proof that could send her away for a long, long time.&nbsp; Her descent into madness coincided with the pandemic we are currently living through.&nbsp; People are looking for all sorts of ways to while away the hours, and Patti is no different.&nbsp; She decided to go on a social media blitz and give people a tour of her basement.&nbsp; This is no regular basement.&nbsp; There is a full-sized pinball machine, a jukebox, scores of photo albums, and assorted theatrical souvenirs.&nbsp; These took up three videos.&nbsp; However, we\u2019re focusing on the fourth.&nbsp; In that one, she wanders down the stairs in full Norma Desmond regalia \u2013 oh yes, complete with turban and sunglasses.&nbsp; \u201cYou there.&nbsp; Why are you so LATE?!\u201d she asks in her distinctive clipped cadence.&nbsp; As she sings \u201cWith One Look\u201d, she wafts over to a slot machine \u2013 oh, did I mention she\u2019s got a slot machine?&nbsp; Just check it out\u2026on our website, naturally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In these unsettling times, there are few things I am sure of.&nbsp; But, if there is one thing I can say with absolute certainty, it\u2019s that Patti LuPone is insane.&nbsp; This is not new information to any LuPone devotee.&nbsp; But we now have video proof that could send her away for a long, long time.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6881,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872\/revisions\/6881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}