{"id":6886,"date":"2020-04-06T00:55:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T07:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=6886"},"modified":"2020-04-06T00:55:47","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T07:55:47","slug":"who-is-biggest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/04\/06\/who-is-biggest\/","title":{"rendered":"Who is Biggest?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> comes from <strong>Ryan <\/strong>in Maine.&nbsp; <em>\u201cI heard that some guy claims <strong>Justin Bieber <\/strong>has a huge cock.&nbsp; What do you think?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This story got started by a personal trainer named <strong>Rick Morrison<\/strong>. While he admits to having never worked with the Biebs, that hasn\u2019t stopped him from expressing an opinion (who does he think he is?&nbsp; Me?).&nbsp; He claims to have seen the pop star coming out of the shower wearing a towel.&nbsp; Later, while walking through the locker room, he spied the Canadian \u201cbutt ass naked.&nbsp; I mean, junk hanging out and everything.\u201d&nbsp; Obviously this could be an awkward moment which requires, perhaps, an apology.&nbsp; Rick simply said, \u201cShit, Bieber, you just made me so insecure\u201d \u2013 which tells us more about Rick than about Justin!&nbsp; When people online questioned the veracity of this report based on the flaccid photos we\u2019ve all seen, Morrison said, \u201cI\u2019ve seen plenty of naked celebs in the locker room before.&nbsp; <strong>Shawn Mendes<\/strong>, <strong>Adam Levine<\/strong>\u2026but no one was ever that damn blessed.\u201d&nbsp; May I ask the location of this gym where one sees naked male celebs walking to and fro?&nbsp; Regardless, here\u2019s one rule I live by \u2013 unless you\u2019ve seen someone\u2019s penis erect, you have no idea what they\u2019re working with.&nbsp; I have not seen Bieber\u2019s penis erect.&nbsp; Soft, I can say with the utmost certainty that it\u2019s nothing to write home about \u2013 if you\u2019re given to writing prose about a penis.&nbsp; Should you be interested in checking out his flaccid phallus, we\u2019ll oblige on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With all this talk about penii, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; Finally \u2013 some of the old normalcy is back!&nbsp; Now, when will I get back to sleeping with fans?&nbsp; The only way to know for sure is to check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site where we\u2019re offering special subscriptions to aid and abet you (until I can abed you).&nbsp; Don\u2019t forget, we\u2019ve got those TV shows every Tuesday and Thursday at 3PM Eastern.&nbsp; If you have a question or a guest you\u2019d like to see, e-mail me at <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before I give you a video tour of my \u201cbasement\u201d!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man&#8217;s filth is another man&#8217;s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy comes from Ryan in Maine.&nbsp; \u201cI heard that some guy claims Justin Bieber has a huge cock.&nbsp; What do you think?\u201d This story got started by a personal trainer named Rick Morrison. While he admits to having never worked with the Biebs, that hasn\u2019t stopped him from expressing an opinion (who does<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6887,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6886\/revisions\/6887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}