{"id":69284,"date":"2021-08-29T17:59:30","date_gmt":"2021-08-30T00:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=69284"},"modified":"2021-08-29T17:59:30","modified_gmt":"2021-08-30T00:59:30","slug":"elton-ed-neil-and-ryan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/08\/29\/elton-ed-neil-and-ryan\/","title":{"rendered":"Elton, Ed, Neil and Ryan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Elton John <\/strong>can buy anything \u2013 and probably anybody.&nbsp; So what do you get him for his birthday?&nbsp; This was the quandary <strong>Ed Sheeran <\/strong>had, until inspiration struck.&nbsp; Sir Elton revealed, \u201cFor my birthday this year, he gave me a giant marble penis.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know if that\u2019s because I\u2019ve always been a prick or what, it\u2019s really big, it\u2019s beautifully made.\u201d&nbsp; But the question remains \u2013 is this his first giant marble penis?&nbsp; And where is he displaying it?&nbsp; The loo?&nbsp; Inquiring minds\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Tom <\/strong>in Palm Springs: <em>\u201cToday there was a picture of <strong>NPH <\/strong>[<strong>Neil Patrick Harris<\/strong>] that showed him on vacation in <\/em><em>Croatia<\/em><em> wearing only swim trunks.&nbsp; I noted a prominently discernable penile shaft and head.&nbsp; Check it out.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>First off, Neil captioned the photo as, \u201c165 pounds soaking wet\u201d \u2013 so I hate him for that.&nbsp; As for his penis, yes, I see what appears to be an inch or so of shaft and the outline of a head.&nbsp; As a point of reference, note his hand is also in the shot, and his thumb is larger.&nbsp; Of course, we saw all of Neil in <strong><em>Gone Girl<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 but, as I always say, never judge a penis flaccid (adding water doesn\u2019t help).&nbsp; Should you be interested, you can see it on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When Elton\u2019s marble penis weighs more than Neil Patrick Harris soaking wet, it\u2019s time to end yet another column.&nbsp; Speaking of being all wet, <strong>Ryan Phillippe <\/strong>posted some photos from a New Mexico pond with his son <strong>Deacon <\/strong>\u2013 often referred to as his \u201clook-alike son\u201d.&nbsp; And he really is.&nbsp; So if you want to see a wet, shirtless Ryan then and now, head on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that is multigenerational.&nbsp; If you have questions of a less familial nature, send them along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before Sir Elton holds his next birthday party at Naked Boys Singing: Las Vegas!.&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elton John can buy anything \u2013 and probably anybody.&nbsp; So what do you get him for his birthday?&nbsp; This was the quandary Ed Sheeran had, until inspiration struck.&nbsp; Sir Elton revealed, \u201cFor my birthday this year, he gave me a giant marble penis.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know if that\u2019s because I\u2019ve always been a prick or<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69285,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69284\/revisions\/69285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}