{"id":711,"date":"2015-02-09T00:35:54","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T08:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=711"},"modified":"2015-02-09T00:57:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T08:57:10","slug":"could-gronk-be-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/02\/09\/could-gronk-be-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"Could Gronk Be Gay?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Many of the e-mails we received this week were about the Super Bowl <\/em>– and specifically about Rob Gronkowski<\/strong>. So our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Justin in Colorado: “Where did this Gronk guy come from? He’s hot as fuck! I’m sure he’s not gay, but tell me you at least have some nude shots of him.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is certainly hot. He’s also open to playing with gays in the abstract: “If he’s being a great teammate and he’s a guy on the field doing a great job, well then you’ve got nothing to complain about. He’s another teammate and another friend.” But let’s put this in perspective. This is the same guy who ripped off another guy’s shirt while on a dance floor. And during a spirited game of “Fuck-Marry-Kill”, he said he’d “eff” Tim Tebow<\/strong> to take his virginity. So who knows. But he’s failed my gay litmus test – he’s not quite sure who Betty White <\/strong>is! And, after watching him read erotic prose to Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong>, I’m fairly confident that he’s taken more than a few blows….to the head. As to nude photos, Gronk likes to show off his body – usually with strategically placed balls. You can get your fill elsewhere on this very website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Many of the e-mails we received this week were about the Super Bowl – and specifically about Rob Gronkowski. So our Ask Billy question comes from Justin in Colorado: “Where did this Gronk guy come from? He’s hot as fuck! I’m sure he’s not gay, but tell me you at least have some nude shots<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":713,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions\/713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}