{"id":71535,"date":"2021-09-19T10:11:38","date_gmt":"2021-09-19T17:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=71535"},"modified":"2021-09-19T10:11:38","modified_gmt":"2021-09-19T17:11:38","slug":"european-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2021\/09\/19\/european-adventures\/","title":{"rendered":"European Adventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me share two things I\u2019ve learned while travelling through Eastern Europe: A) You can tell who the tourists are, because they\u2019re the only ones wearing masks, and 2) The local men are the hottest anywhere in the world.&nbsp; Being a Bostonian, I\u2019ve always been partial to all-American college boys.&nbsp; But you can keep <strong>Hank<\/strong>, <strong>Charlie <\/strong>and <strong>Steve <\/strong>\u2013 I\u2019m totally into <strong>Vaclav<\/strong>, <strong>Zoltan<\/strong>, and <strong>Lazlo<\/strong>.&nbsp; Sure, none of them can speak a lick of English, but they\u2019ll lick just about anything for a ruble!&nbsp; With the current exchange rates, I can be a human <em>Tootsie Pop <\/em>for hours!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not the only one in Europe.&nbsp; <strong>Gus Kenworthy <\/strong>has been frolicking in the Greek Isles.&nbsp; He was spotted diving off the cliffs of Milos \u2013 reminiscent of <strong>Peter Gallagher <\/strong>in <strong><em>Summer Lovers<\/em><\/strong> (except Peter had the balls to show his balls).&nbsp; Gus then segued over to Sifnos, where he was spotted with an unknown male companion.&nbsp; Kenworthy captioned a photo saying, \u201c<em>Alexa<\/em>, play \u2018Summer Lovin\u2019 from the musical Greece!\u201d.&nbsp; Oh, he\u2019s a clever boy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me share two things I\u2019ve learned while travelling through Eastern Europe: A) You can tell who the tourists are, because they\u2019re the only ones wearing masks, and 2) The local men are the hottest anywhere in the world.&nbsp; Being a Bostonian, I\u2019ve always been partial to all-American college boys.&nbsp; But you can keep Hank,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71545,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71535\/revisions\/71545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}