{"id":7158,"date":"2020-04-20T00:38:01","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T07:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=7158"},"modified":"2020-04-20T00:38:01","modified_gmt":"2020-04-20T07:38:01","slug":"aaron-schock-goes-south","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/04\/20\/aaron-schock-goes-south\/","title":{"rendered":"Aaron Schock Goes South"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s what I get out of all the <strong>Aaron Schock <\/strong>criticism \u2013 you\u2019re all jealous of his looks, his body, and the people he sleeps with.&nbsp; I have a hunch if I asked any of you to get specific about your gripes with his politics, it would be a mighty short list.&nbsp; Yes, he\u2019s quarantining in a fancy-schmanzy Mexican resort with a group of hot gay boys.&nbsp; And, yes, it does kinda look like he\u2019s on the set of a <em>Bel Ami <\/em>flick with six guys all named <strong>Vaclav<\/strong>! And, yes, one of those hot gays with single-digit body fat is paying all the bills.&nbsp; Jealous?&nbsp; I think I can answer that \u2013 yes.&nbsp; Do any of us really care if he\u2019s quarantining or not?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; Do we care if he\u2019s wearing a medical-grade mask or the mask from <strong><em>Eyes Wide Shut<\/em><\/strong>?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; I am, however, perfectly content to drift off to sleep picturing Schock as a human <em>Lazy Susan<\/em>.&nbsp; So let go of the jealousy.&nbsp; And if you\u2019d like to see every inch of that <em>Lazy Susan <\/em>(especially when it\u2019s aroused), check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s what I get out of all the Aaron Schock criticism \u2013 you\u2019re all jealous of his looks, his body, and the people he sleeps with.&nbsp; I have a hunch if I asked any of you to get specific about your gripes with his politics, it would be a mighty short list.&nbsp; Yes, he\u2019s quarantining<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7159,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7158\/revisions\/7159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}