{"id":7302,"date":"2020-04-27T01:55:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T08:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=7302"},"modified":"2020-04-27T01:55:17","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T08:55:17","slug":"ansels-all-wet-and-nude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/04\/27\/ansels-all-wet-and-nude\/","title":{"rendered":"Ansel’s All Wet and Nude"},"content":{"rendered":"

While many asked me about this, our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from someone here at Billy Masters Multimedia<\/em>.  Aaron <\/strong>in Texas wrote, \u201cPlease tell me you have the uncensored photo of Ansel Elgort <\/strong>in the shower.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

For those of you who don\u2019t get out much \u2013 which is all of us these days \u2013 lemme explain.  Little Ansel (we\u2019ll get to that) wanted to raise money for Brooklyn for Life <\/em>\u2013 an organization that helps restaurants provide 75-100 meals per day to Brooklyn frontline workers.  On Instagram, he posted a photo of himself in the shower\u2026naked!  Of course, he censored his nether regions.  To see all, you had to join an OnlyFans <\/em><\/strong>page, and the money would go to the charity.  Clever, right?  Not clever enough.  Instagram took down the censored photo\u2026but not before Ansel raised over $300K!  So, Aaron was asking whether I could find the uncensored photo.  Ask and you shall receive.  I hasten to add that whatever Ansel was covering is roughly the size of his thumb \u2013 which perhaps is enormous.  I was amused to learn that Elgort had his father take the photo.  \u201cAnsel clearly has a very different relationship with his dad than I had with mine,\u201d said Aaron.  You can see the photo on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When we\u2019re questioning Ansel and Tom\u2019s daddy issues, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  What a week!  Lots of cutting \u2013 and Demi Lovato nowhere in sight!  But that cutting Billy Masters humor is always on display, both in print and on the air.  Check out Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong><\/a> on YouTube<\/strong><\/a> <\/em>at 3PM Eastern every Tuesday and Thursday.  Of course, my written barbs can be found at www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site the site where a picture is worth a thousand words.  Send your questions along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before Colton and Cooper cut each other!  Until next time, remember, one man’s filth is another man’s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While many asked me about this, our Ask Billy question comes from someone here at Billy Masters Multimedia.  Aaron in Texas wrote, \u201cPlease tell me you have the uncensored photo of Ansel Elgort in the shower.\u201d For those of you who don\u2019t get out much \u2013 which is all of us these days \u2013 lemme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7303,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7302\/revisions\/7303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}