{"id":8761,"date":"2020-06-07T22:56:17","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T05:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=8761"},"modified":"2020-06-07T22:56:17","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T05:56:17","slug":"derulos-penis-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2020\/06\/07\/derulos-penis-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Derulo&#8217;s penis&#8230;again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Gary<\/strong> in Maine.&nbsp; <em>\u201cDid you see <strong>Jason Derulo <\/strong>as <\/em><strong>Spiderman<\/strong><em>?&nbsp; What is it about him and his penis?&nbsp; Why is he always showing it off?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you had Jason Derulo\u2019s penis, wouldn\u2019t you be showing it off?&nbsp; In the video, Jason is winched into a snug <em>Spiderman<\/em> costume, which features something <strong>Tobey Maguire <\/strong>never had \u2013 a large, cylindrical mass cutting across his nether regions.&nbsp; Perhaps we should feel sorry for Derulo.&nbsp; Maybe he\u2019s one of those guys who is simply always hard.&nbsp; I\u2019ve known men like this \u2013 such a burden, as you\u2019ll see on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"filth\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question comes from Gary in Maine.&nbsp; \u201cDid you see Jason Derulo as Spiderman?&nbsp; What is it about him and his penis?&nbsp; Why is he always showing it off?\u201d If you had Jason Derulo\u2019s penis, wouldn\u2019t you be showing it off?&nbsp; In the video, Jason is winched into a snug Spiderman costume, which<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8762,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8761\/revisions\/8762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}