{"id":894,"date":"2015-04-20T13:10:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T20:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=894"},"modified":"2015-04-20T13:10:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-20T20:10:35","slug":"the-friendly-skies-just-got-a-bit-friendlier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/the-friendly-skies-just-got-a-bit-friendlier\/","title":{"rendered":"The friendly skies just got a bit friendlier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This column is being filed to you from the friendly skies.\u00a0 Alas, I&#8217;m not flying out of Denver, where they get very friendly with you as you go through security.\u00a0 Last week, two Denver-based <em>TSA<\/em> agents were fired after it was discovered that hot male passengers were being falsely patted down.\u00a0 The way the scheme worked was the male <em>TSA<\/em> agent would let his female co-worker know when he found somebody attractive.\u00a0 She would then flag him and request a pat down, which would be done by the male agent.\u00a0 In these cases, he would pat both the groin and buttocks area &#8211; which I believe is how they pat people down in prison!\u00a0 The <em>TSA<\/em> was alerted to this situation by an anonymous tip &#8211; likely from a heterosexual male.\u00a0 Turns out that other agents knew of these shenanigans.\u00a0 One said, &#8220;There was more people that knew it was going on.\u00a0 They made it seem like a game.&#8221;\u00a0 So remember, if you aren&#8217;t patted down going through security, you may not be as hot as you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This column is being filed to you from the friendly skies.\u00a0 Alas, I&#8217;m not flying out of Denver, where they get very friendly with you as you go through security.\u00a0 Last week, two Denver-based TSA agents were fired after it was discovered that hot male passengers were being falsely patted down.\u00a0 The way the scheme<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":895,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions\/895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}