{"id":90177,"date":"2022-02-28T03:36:46","date_gmt":"2022-02-28T11:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90177"},"modified":"2022-02-28T03:36:46","modified_gmt":"2022-02-28T11:36:46","slug":"stan-vs-lees-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/02\/28\/stan-vs-lees-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Stan vs. Lee&#8217;s Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Karl <\/strong>in Chicago:&nbsp; <em>\u201cI\u2019ve been watching <\/em><strong>Pam and Tommy<\/strong><em>, but when will we see that episode with his talking penis?&nbsp; It sounded weird when you wrote about it.&nbsp; Maybe it got cut.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tommy is definitely cut, but that\u2019s another story.&nbsp; <em>Pam and Tommy<\/em> is a docuseries on <em>Hulu<\/em>.&nbsp; Remember when we had \u201cminiseries\u201d?&nbsp; Now we have \u201cdocuseries\u201d \u2013 which I believe is a miniseries you have to pay to see.&nbsp; While I have to give massive props \u2013 two massive props, actually \u2013 to <strong>Lily James <\/strong>as Pamela, let\u2019s look a bit closer at <strong>Sebastian Stan <\/strong>as Tommy.&nbsp; Karl obviously missed Episode 2, when Lily and Sebastian reenact much of the infamous sex tape.&nbsp; At the 19-minute mark, they \u201creveal\u201d themselves.&nbsp; And two minutes later, Tommy\u2019s penis starts talking in the bathroom.&nbsp; The penis is very upset that Tommy wants to settle down with <strong>Pamela Anderson<\/strong>.&nbsp; It wants to have some fun with such people as <strong>Jenny McCarthy <\/strong>and <strong>Denise Richards <\/strong>\u2013 apparently that penis isn\u2019t a voting member of the <em>Academy<\/em>!&nbsp; We know this isn\u2019t Sebastian Stan\u2019s penis, because we all saw that in the movie <strong><em>Monday<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; But it\u2019s still mighty impressive, and you can see it (and Stan\u2019s real one) on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question comes from Karl in Chicago:&nbsp; \u201cI\u2019ve been watching Pam and Tommy, but when will we see that episode with his talking penis?&nbsp; It sounded weird when you wrote about it.&nbsp; Maybe it got cut.\u201d Tommy is definitely cut, but that\u2019s another story.&nbsp; Pam and Tommy is a docuseries on Hulu.&nbsp; Remember<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90178,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90177\/revisions\/90178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}