{"id":90184,"date":"2022-03-07T02:18:32","date_gmt":"2022-03-07T10:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90184"},"modified":"2022-03-07T02:18:32","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T10:18:32","slug":"bradley-coopers-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/03\/07\/bradley-coopers-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Bradley Cooper&#8217;s Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s talk about the big news of the week \u2013 <strong>Bradley Cooper<\/strong>\u2019s face.&nbsp; It was almost enough to make his old \u201cmentor\u201d, <strong>James Lipton <\/strong>weep\u2026if he weren\u2019t dead.&nbsp; Cooper walked the red carpet at the <strong><em>SAG Awards <\/em><\/strong>last week and it caused Ukraine-level chatter.&nbsp; Here\u2019s what one reporter said: \u201cShowing almost no wrinkles on his beautiful baby-smooth mug, the 47-year-old left everyone wondering what \u2013 if anything \u2013 has he done to his face?\u201d&nbsp; Lots of things go into looking good.&nbsp; I have a friend who sees someone who\u2019s had a good night\u2019s sleep and is well-lit and proclaims they\u2019ve had reconstructive surgery.&nbsp; Admittedly, Bradley appeared remarkably refreshed (but not anywhere near wrinkle-free \u2013 look around the eyes).&nbsp; But you know what nobody mentioned?&nbsp; How much wider his face was.&nbsp; Comparing now-and-then photos are staggering.&nbsp; And you know what fills in wrinkles best?&nbsp; Extra weight.&nbsp; Yes, you heard me \u2013 fat is God\u2019s natural filler!&nbsp; One plastic surgeon said it in a nicer way: \u201cHis muscles seem to be a lot more relaxed\u201d.&nbsp; Oh, my muscles are more relaxed than <strong>Sunny von Bulow<\/strong>\u2019s!<\/p>\n<p>One must mention <em>SAG<\/em>\u2019s new president, the fantastic <strong>Fran Drescher<\/strong>.&nbsp; Talk about someone who looked incredible!&nbsp; You might think she\u2019s made a pact with the devil, but Franny chalks it up to hard work\u2026and a cadre of professionals.&nbsp; Drescher dropped a video of a veritable SWAT team making her camera-ready.&nbsp; And it only took three hours!&nbsp; If I had professionals working on me that long\u2026well, I\u2019d look like Bradley Cooper.&nbsp; Only thinner!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s talk about the big news of the week \u2013 Bradley Cooper\u2019s face.&nbsp; It was almost enough to make his old \u201cmentor\u201d, James Lipton weep\u2026if he weren\u2019t dead.&nbsp; Cooper walked the red carpet at the SAG Awards last week and it caused Ukraine-level chatter.&nbsp; Here\u2019s what one reporter said: \u201cShowing almost no wrinkles on his<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90184"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90193,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90184\/revisions\/90193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}