{"id":90223,"date":"2022-03-20T23:18:37","date_gmt":"2022-03-21T06:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90223"},"modified":"2022-03-20T23:18:37","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T06:18:37","slug":"bachelor-or-butt-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/03\/20\/bachelor-or-butt-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor or Butt Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have not watched <strong><em>The Bachelor<\/em><\/strong> since <strong>Chris Harrison <\/strong>was abruptly and unjustly jettisoned from the franchise.&nbsp; But people told me I had to watch the finale last week.&nbsp; And I was horrified.&nbsp; First, the lovely <strong>Jesse Palmer <\/strong>is a horrendous host \u2013 his few mannerisms were stolen from the Harrison playbook.&nbsp; Secondly, every time he was cozying up to <strong>Clayton<\/strong>, it looked like THEY were on a date!&nbsp; And thirdly, this Clayton guy is a dick.&nbsp; When <strong>Sarah <\/strong>explained that it would be a dealbreaker if she learned he slept with any other contestants, he somehow turned it around to make HER the bad person.&nbsp; Admittedly, when you compete on <em>The Bachelor<\/em>, you know said \u201cbachelor\u201d has slept with everyone.&nbsp; When Clayton (who is, admittedly, hot) told the last two girls that he slept with both of them, they wanted to leave.&nbsp; He begged them to stay, only to send them both home the next day.&nbsp; Douche!&nbsp; But, see, that\u2019s a guy thing.&nbsp; I vividly recall convincing a boyfriend to not break up with me\u2026only to dump him the next day.&nbsp; Because it\u2019s always easier to be the dumper than the dumpee!&nbsp; Anyway, back to <em>The Bachelor<\/em>.&nbsp; My disgust grew exponentially when Sarah, the chick who walked away, ended up returning as Clayton\u2019s girlfriend!&nbsp; They deserve each other.&nbsp;&nbsp;On the bright side, <strong>Jason Mesnick <\/strong>is no longer the most hated <em>Bachelor<\/em> in history!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have not watched The Bachelor since Chris Harrison was abruptly and unjustly jettisoned from the franchise.&nbsp; But people told me I had to watch the finale last week.&nbsp; And I was horrified.&nbsp; First, the lovely Jesse Palmer is a horrendous host \u2013 his few mannerisms were stolen from the Harrison playbook.&nbsp; Secondly, every time<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90232,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90223\/revisions\/90232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}