{"id":90267,"date":"2022-04-04T03:53:09","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T10:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90267"},"modified":"2022-04-04T03:53:09","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T10:53:09","slug":"love-is-in-the-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/04\/04\/love-is-in-the-air\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Is In The Air"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Colton Underwood <\/strong>is pissed off.&nbsp; He can\u2019t get a single network interested in televising his nuptials.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know why a former <strong><em>Bachelor<\/em><\/strong> who pissed off several ladies, was accused of stalking one of them, came out in conjunction with signing a deal with <em>Netflix<\/em>, and got engaged a few months later would have problems getting anyone to take his wedding seriously.&nbsp; An insider reveals how the network meetings went.&nbsp; \u201cWhat was interesting is that Colton attended most of those meetings without his <em>fianc\u00e9<\/em>.&nbsp; This is clearly <em>The Colton Wedding Pitch<\/em>, who he is marrying seems to be just another detail.\u201d&nbsp; Fear not \u2013 Colton is appearing on <em>CBS<\/em>\u2019 <strong><em>Beyond the Edge<\/em><\/strong>, a show I\u2019m told is \u201cunwatchable\u201d.&nbsp; That might explain why I\u2019m not watching it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In happier news, <strong>Jonathan Bennett <\/strong>and <strong>Jaymes Vaughan <\/strong>were married in Mexico in one of those destination weddings that everyone loves so much.&nbsp; In 2017, Jonathan came out.&nbsp; In 2018, he started dating <strong><em>Amazing Race<\/em><\/strong> contestant and former <strong><em>Chippendales <\/em><\/strong>dancer, Vaughan.&nbsp; In 2020, they were engaged.&nbsp; And in 2021, Bennett proved that his penis was like clouds in his coffee \u2013 as you can see on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jamie Lee Curtis <\/strong>will dress as a <em>World of Warcraft <\/em>character to officiate her trans daughter\u2019s wedding.&nbsp; She\u2019ll be dressed as the sorceress Jaina Proudmoore.&nbsp; \u201cEverybody at the wedding is going to be in costume, and I will be in a costume to officiate the wedding.\u201d&nbsp; The only glitch is that the costume is coming from Russia.&nbsp; Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colton Underwood is pissed off.&nbsp; He can\u2019t get a single network interested in televising his nuptials.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know why a former Bachelor who pissed off several ladies, was accused of stalking one of them, came out in conjunction with signing a deal with Netflix, and got engaged a few months later would have problems<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90268,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90267\/revisions\/90268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}