{"id":90277,"date":"2022-04-11T02:15:06","date_gmt":"2022-04-11T09:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90277"},"modified":"2022-04-11T02:15:06","modified_gmt":"2022-04-11T09:15:06","slug":"last-will-and-testament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/04\/11\/last-will-and-testament\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Will and Testament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing would make me happier than never having to type the words \u201c<strong>Will<\/strong>\u201d and \u201c<strong>Smith<\/strong>\u201d consecutively again.&nbsp; After this week, we promise to put his name to rest\u2026kinda like a dead name, but without needing to shop for a new wardrobe.&nbsp; It\u2019s been quite a week for Smith.&nbsp; First, his wife threw him under the bus \u2013 alas, a metaphorical bus.&nbsp; A <strong>Jada <\/strong>insider (and that limits the candidates to a few dozen) claims that she did not instigate Will bitch-slapping <strong>Chris Rock<\/strong>, nor did she condone it.&nbsp; \u201cShe\u2019s not one of these women that needs protecting,\u201d says the source.&nbsp; But it does bring up a question that only I would dare ask: What kind of \u201cwife\u201d just sits there when her \u201chusband\u201d gets up on international live television to attack someone on stage?&nbsp; A typical spouse would do anything to stop him.&nbsp; And yet, the first thing we heard from Jada is that she would tell all on a special edition of <strong><em>Red Table Talk<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 which is like a more combustible version of <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After Will was smacked down by his \u201cwife\u201d, the <em>Academy <\/em>slapped him on the wrist.&nbsp; He had already resigned from the <em>Academy<\/em>.&nbsp; They then ruled that he can be nominated for <strong><em>Oscars <\/em><\/strong>for his work.&nbsp; He can even win <em>Oscars <\/em>for his work.&nbsp; But he cannot attend the <em>Oscars <\/em>for a period of 10 years.&nbsp; You know what that means?&nbsp; Jada will be taking out an ad in <em>The Hollywood Reporter<\/em> which will read something like this: \u201cSeasoned actress willing to do anything for tickets to televised awards show.&nbsp; MUST be interviewed on red carpet and be seated within three rows of the stage.&nbsp; Presenting a plus.&nbsp; Payment (via nature\u2019s credit card) directly commensurate with the number of camera shots used during the telecast.\u201d&nbsp; Might I be so bold as to suggest this has <strong>Mel Gibson <\/strong>written all over it!<\/p>\n<p>To make matters worse, one of Jada\u2019s alleged paramours, rapper <strong>August Alsina<\/strong>, is reportedly shopping around his memoirs.&nbsp; We hear there is a bidding war amongst publishers\u2026and a certain actor-rapper, who is said to be offering to pay multiple millions to keep the tell-all off the shelves.&nbsp; Stay tuned\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing would make me happier than never having to type the words \u201cWill\u201d and \u201cSmith\u201d consecutively again.&nbsp; After this week, we promise to put his name to rest\u2026kinda like a dead name, but without needing to shop for a new wardrobe.&nbsp; It\u2019s been quite a week for Smith.&nbsp; First, his wife threw him under the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90286,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90277\/revisions\/90286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}