{"id":90311,"date":"2022-04-17T22:36:57","date_gmt":"2022-04-18T05:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90311"},"modified":"2022-04-17T22:36:57","modified_gmt":"2022-04-18T05:36:57","slug":"cocks-on-screen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/04\/17\/cocks-on-screen\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocks on Screen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Channing might want to touch base with <strong>Tom Daley<\/strong>.&nbsp; As you know, the famed diver is also a whiz with a knitting needle.&nbsp; \u201cIt\u2019s so therapeutic, and you can make some really crazy things,\u201d says Tom.&nbsp; \u201cHonestly, the most requested thing for my friends\u2019 birthdays and things like that are cock socks.&nbsp; I\u2019ve done so many willy warmers, it\u2019s unreal\u201d.&nbsp; One wonders if hubby <strong>Dustin Lance Black <\/strong>sits in on the fittings.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of cocks, <strong>Mark Wahlberg <\/strong>has revealed the location of his giant prosthetic penis from <strong><em>Boogie Nights<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; \u201cIt\u2019s in a safe, locked away.&nbsp; It\u2019s not something I can leave out.&nbsp; All of a sudden, my kids are looking for the spare phone charger and pull that thing out\u2026it wouldn\u2019t be a good look!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On the flip side, <strong>Simon Rex <\/strong>bemoans the fact that he could not hold onto his penis from <strong><em>Red Rocket<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; \u201cI don\u2019t think that was an option, but it will be in a museum one day.\u201d&nbsp; When asked by <em>People<\/em> magazine if it could turn up in the <em>Academy Museum of Motion Pictures<\/em>, he said, \u201cI like that idea.\u201d&nbsp; If it\u2019s gonna end up in a museum, I suspect it would be a welcomed addition to the other exhibits in the <strong><em>Icelandic Phallological Museum <\/em><\/strong>in Reykjavik!<\/p>\n<p>Didya know Rex has a connection with <strong>Meghan Markle<\/strong>?&nbsp; Way back in 2005, they both appeared in an episode of the sitcom <strong><em>Cuts<\/em><\/strong> on the now-defunct <em>UPN<\/em>.&nbsp; After the pair was spotted having lunch, a tabloid offered Simon $70K for some juicy dish.&nbsp; \u201cI was broke as fuck!&nbsp; I really needed the money.&nbsp; But I\u2019ll be on food stamps before I do that.\u201d&nbsp; Meghan heard about his gallant behaviour and sent him a note, saying, \u201cIt\u2019s nice to know there are still good people.\u201d&nbsp; Simon added, \u201cI framed the thank you letter she wrote me.&nbsp; She has very nice penmanship btw.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Channing might want to touch base with Tom Daley.&nbsp; As you know, the famed diver is also a whiz with a knitting needle.&nbsp; \u201cIt\u2019s so therapeutic, and you can make some really crazy things,\u201d says Tom.&nbsp; \u201cHonestly, the most requested thing for my friends\u2019 birthdays and things like that are cock socks.&nbsp; I\u2019ve done so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90312,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90311\/revisions\/90312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}