{"id":90331,"date":"2022-04-24T22:27:19","date_gmt":"2022-04-25T05:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90331"},"modified":"2022-04-24T22:27:19","modified_gmt":"2022-04-25T05:27:19","slug":"cawthorn-and-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/04\/24\/cawthorn-and-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Cawthorn and Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question came in as we were wrapping up this column.&nbsp; <strong>Steven <\/strong>in DC asks, \u201c<em>What do you think about <strong>Madison Cawthorn <\/strong>and those naughty photos?&nbsp; Do you think he\u2019s gay?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>First, let\u2019s talk briefly about Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn \u2013 who is undeniably hot.&nbsp; Sure, he\u2019s in a wheelchair \u2013 but that only means dating him entitles you to all the good parking spots!&nbsp; And, sure, he\u2019s a borderline psychopath \u2013 but that only means dating him entitles you to all the good drugs\u2026legally!&nbsp; Photos just emerged of him in a public place wearing a shear white ladies\u2019 blouse and over it, a black bra \u2013 how <strong>Madonna <\/strong>circa 1983 of him!&nbsp; And, wait \u2013 is he also wearing hoops?&nbsp; We don\u2019t know where the photos came from, but it reminded me of his recent comments regarding drug-fueled orgies.&nbsp; As to his sexual proclivities, I have two words for you \u2013 <strong>Aaron Schock<\/strong>!&nbsp; While you ponder those possibilities, you can peruse the pics on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When Cawthorn and Schock could be an item, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; With Orthodox Easter over, I\u2019m hitting the road.&nbsp; During my absence, check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that can even get a rise out of the dead.&nbsp; If you have a question, dash it off to&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before Madison asks someone to hold his hoops!&nbsp; To my fellow Albanians, \u201c<em>Krishti u ngjall<\/em>\u201d.&nbsp; To the Greeks, \u201c<em><u>Christos anesti<\/u><\/em>\u201d.&nbsp; And to everyone else, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question came in as we were wrapping up this column.&nbsp; Steven in DC asks, \u201cWhat do you think about Madison Cawthorn and those naughty photos?&nbsp; Do you think he\u2019s gay?\u201d First, let\u2019s talk briefly about Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn \u2013 who is undeniably hot.&nbsp; Sure, he\u2019s in a wheelchair \u2013 but that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90332,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90331\/revisions\/90332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}