{"id":90447,"date":"2022-06-05T23:25:46","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T06:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90447"},"modified":"2022-06-05T23:26:05","modified_gmt":"2022-06-06T06:26:05","slug":"harry-styles-peen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/06\/05\/harry-styles-peen\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Styles&#8217; Peen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Could it be that <strong>Harry Styles<\/strong>\u2019 penis has its own agent?&nbsp; If not, it should.&nbsp; With two movies coming out featuring love scenes with both men and women, Styles didn\u2019t want to make a wrong move.&nbsp; So what did he do?&nbsp; He had a penis clause written into his contract.&nbsp; \u201cI wasn\u2019t naked in <strong><em>Don\u2019t Worry Darling<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; I was naked in <strong><em>My Policeman<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; There\u2019s no peen in the final cut.&nbsp; There\u2019s bum bum.\u201d&nbsp; When pressed about the \u201cpeen\u201d, Harry added, \u201cI don\u2019t think the peen was intended to be involved.&nbsp; The peen, it was pre-negotiated that that would remain my own.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re discussing the ownership of Styles\u2019 penis, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; I don\u2019t know \u2013 was ownership ever an issue?&nbsp; Couldn\u2019t we simply rent the peen?&nbsp; Or perhaps sublet it?&nbsp; Maybe that would lead to a squatter situation.&nbsp; Which begs the question \u2013 would it be possible to squat on Harry Styles\u2019 peen?&nbsp; While I look into that, you can check out a lovely assortment of other peens on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that will have you looking in more than One Direction.&nbsp; Should you wish to contact me for any peen or non-peen reason, drop a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, and I promise to get back to you before <strong><em>SNL<\/em><\/strong> hires Queen Elizabeth II as one of their <em>Not Ready for Primetime Players<\/em>!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Could it be that Harry Styles\u2019 penis has its own agent?&nbsp; If not, it should.&nbsp; With two movies coming out featuring love scenes with both men and women, Styles didn\u2019t want to make a wrong move.&nbsp; So what did he do?&nbsp; He had a penis clause written into his contract.&nbsp; \u201cI wasn\u2019t naked in Don\u2019t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90448,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90447\/revisions\/90448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}