{"id":90686,"date":"2022-08-28T16:26:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-28T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90686"},"modified":"2022-08-28T16:26:00","modified_gmt":"2022-08-28T23:26:00","slug":"varla-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/08\/28\/varla-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Varla Down!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our beloved <strong>Varla Jean Merman <\/strong>has been wowing crowds at <em>The Crown &amp; Anchor <\/em>with her new show, <strong><em>Ready To Blow<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Last week, she was in the middle of a particularly intricate dance break during \u201cAnything Goes\u201d when she slipped either on water, a <em>Tic Tac<\/em>, or a pill with a dolphin on it.&nbsp; Down she went with a thud.&nbsp; Of course, the audience laughed \u2013 they thought it was a bit!&nbsp; Meanwhile, Varla couldn\u2019t get off the floor \u2013 because that\u2019s a whole lotta Varla!&nbsp; We hear details about big, burly bartenders, EMTs, a gurney, an ambulance and an ER.&nbsp; And an emergency surgery, because she detached her whozeewhatzit and fractured her whatchamacallit.&nbsp; As of this writing, Varla is resting comfortably and is already talking about returning to the show&#8230;in a wheelchair!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our beloved Varla Jean Merman has been wowing crowds at The Crown &amp; Anchor with her new show, Ready To Blow.&nbsp; Last week, she was in the middle of a particularly intricate dance break during \u201cAnything Goes\u201d when she slipped either on water, a Tic Tac, or a pill with a dolphin on it.&nbsp; Down<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90687,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90686\/revisions\/90687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}