{"id":90707,"date":"2022-09-04T20:28:29","date_gmt":"2022-09-05T03:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90707"},"modified":"2022-09-04T20:28:29","modified_gmt":"2022-09-05T03:28:29","slug":"varla-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/09\/04\/varla-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Varla Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since many of you have asked, <strong>Varla Jean Merman <\/strong>is recuperating comfortably.&nbsp; As you\u2019ll recall, she had a mishap with a <em>Tic Tac <\/em>which resulted in major surgery \u2013 don\u2019t you hate when that happens?&nbsp; We have more details to share.&nbsp; The Merm suffered a complete detachment of her quads at the tendon and fractured her kneecap.&nbsp; While it\u2019s easy to knock the old girl over, it\u2019s hard to keep the old girl down.&nbsp; After taking a week off, she is returning to finish out the season at Provincetown\u2019s <em>Crown &amp; Anchor<\/em>.&nbsp; \u201cThe show must go on!&nbsp; Honestly, I need to laugh now more than anyone at this time&#8230;even if I\u2019m in a wheelchair.\u201d &nbsp;Oh, yes, you read right \u2013 wheelchair!&nbsp; Dash down to Ptown to see the newly revised <strong><em>Varla Jean Merman&#8217;s<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>&nbsp;Ready To Blow&#8230;On Wheels<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; I predict these will be shows you\u2019ll be able to tell the kids about for years to come.&nbsp; Grab a ticket (if you can) at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.OnlyAtTheCrown.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>OnlyAtTheCrown.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since many of you have asked, Varla Jean Merman is recuperating comfortably.&nbsp; As you\u2019ll recall, she had a mishap with a Tic Tac which resulted in major surgery \u2013 don\u2019t you hate when that happens?&nbsp; We have more details to share.&nbsp; The Merm suffered a complete detachment of her quads at the tendon and fractured<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90708,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90707\/revisions\/90708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}