{"id":90734,"date":"2022-09-18T08:37:25","date_gmt":"2022-09-18T15:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90734"},"modified":"2022-09-18T08:37:25","modified_gmt":"2022-09-18T15:37:25","slug":"all-eyes-on-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/09\/18\/all-eyes-on-england\/","title":{"rendered":"All Eyes on England"},"content":{"rendered":"

They\u2019re dropping like flies in England \u2013 literally!  My faithful followers know that nothing makes me happier than a video of someone falling \u2013 why, seeing Beyonc\u00e9 <\/strong>plummet down a flight of stairs face-first is almost as enjoyable as seeing Madonna <\/strong>nearly strangled by her cape!  But even I was concerned while watching the honor guard standing by Queen Elizabeth<\/strong>.  One member was noted to be swaying \u2013 which is never a good sign in a guard who isn\u2019t even allowed to crack a smile (not that there\u2019s much to smile about around the queen\u2019s coffin).  Suddenly, the swaying guard collapsed.  But he didn\u2019t just faint, he fainted face-forward and down a step!  And, he didn\u2019t quickly pop up \u2013 he laid there until he was helped up.  We hear he was uninjured and returned to his post a few hours later.  And then he started swaying again.  Needless to say, he was removed before any other incident took place.<\/p>\n

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The newly minted King Charles III <\/strong>is not without scandal, goodness knows.  But did you know there have been gay rumors?  I guess that goes with the territory.  Apparently Princess Diana <\/strong>made mention of a servant\u2019s claim to have caught Charles in flagrante delicto <\/em>with a member of the same sex.  That servant, George Smith<\/strong>, claims that he once brought Chucky his breakfast in bed and found him with a male aide in what is described as an \u201cunmistakable sexual position\u201d.  Shortly thereafter, palace insiders branded Smith a drunk.  And?<\/p>\n

Several of you have written in wondering what will become of Lizzie\u2019s beloved corgis.  In her later years, Elizabeth stopped breeding the bitches, most of which descended from the first pup she had in the 1940s.  Once the last one passed away in 2018, QEII said she didn\u2019t want any more \u2013 primarily because she couldn\u2019t bear to leave a pet behind after her passing.  Leave it to Princesses Beatrice <\/strong>and Eugenie <\/strong>(they of those very special hats) to ignore the Queen\u2019s wishes and gift her in 2021 with two corgi pups \u2013 Muick <\/strong>and Sandy<\/strong>.  Muick was allegedly presented as a companion following the death of Prince Philip <\/strong>\u2013 because nothing says, \u201cSorry about your dead husband\u201d like a puppy!  In actuality, Muick was selected by Sarah Ferguson<\/strong>, who continues to live with her besmirched ex-hubby Prince Andrew <\/strong>on the Windsor Estate.  We hear the dogs will live out their days with Andy and Sarah.<\/p>\n

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They\u2019re dropping like flies in England \u2013 literally!  My faithful followers know that nothing makes me happier than a video of someone falling \u2013 why, seeing Beyonc\u00e9 plummet down a flight of stairs face-first is almost as enjoyable as seeing Madonna nearly strangled by her cape!  But even I was concerned while watching the honor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90744,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90734\/revisions\/90744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}