{"id":90785,"date":"2022-10-02T17:30:05","date_gmt":"2022-10-03T00:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90785"},"modified":"2022-10-02T17:30:05","modified_gmt":"2022-10-03T00:30:05","slug":"madonna-on-throuples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/10\/02\/madonna-on-throuples\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna on Throuples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even famous people compare themselves to others.&nbsp; Take <strong>Britney Spears<\/strong>, who truly has been to hell and back\u2026and still looks good in a bikini.&nbsp; In discussing her conservatorship, she said the following: \u201cI\u2019d like to see somebody tell <strong>Jennifer Lopez <\/strong>to sit down eight hours a day seven days a week\u2026no car.&nbsp; I\u2019d like to see a management team tell Jennifer Lopez to go through what I went through\u2026what the fuck do you think she would do\u2026her family would NEVER allow that.\u201d&nbsp; With all due respect, Brit, you\u2019re no J-Lo.&nbsp; And <strong>Lynne <\/strong>is no <strong>Lupe<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>You know who\u2019s got loads of cautionary tales?&nbsp; <strong>Madonna<\/strong>.&nbsp; She was discussing relationships with <strong>Frankie Grande <\/strong>\u2013 who knows a thing or two about both tails and loads.&nbsp; \u201cI was talking to Madonna of all people \u2013 talking to the queen \u2013 and I told her about the throuple, and she literally said, \u2018Well, that\u2019s not going to end well.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; So, there you have it \u2013 Madonna has the common sense that everyone, except for Frankie, has.&nbsp; But like Frankie, I\u2019m sure Madge knows being a human <em>pi\u00f1ata <\/em>does have its advantages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even famous people compare themselves to others.&nbsp; Take Britney Spears, who truly has been to hell and back\u2026and still looks good in a bikini.&nbsp; In discussing her conservatorship, she said the following: \u201cI\u2019d like to see somebody tell Jennifer Lopez to sit down eight hours a day seven days a week\u2026no car.&nbsp; I\u2019d like to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90786,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90785\/revisions\/90786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}