{"id":90832,"date":"2022-10-16T20:41:56","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T03:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90832"},"modified":"2022-10-16T20:41:56","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T03:41:56","slug":"mean-girls-mammogram","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/10\/16\/mean-girls-mammogram\/","title":{"rendered":"Mean Girls Mammogram"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>October is <em>Breast Cancer Awareness Month<\/em>.&nbsp; So <strong>Jonathan Bennett <\/strong>decided it was time to get a mammogram!&nbsp; This is not as far-fetched as you may think.&nbsp; One in every 100 breast cancer cases are diagnosed in men.&nbsp; Bennett\u2019s spouse, the lovely <strong>Jaymes Vaughan<\/strong>, had such a scare a few years ago.&nbsp; Since early detection is the best protection, Bennett thought an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.&nbsp; So he plopped a pound of pecs in a vise and had them checked out.&nbsp; You can see the process on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; P.S.&nbsp; He\u2019s fine.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Madonna <\/strong>made some headlines last week via <em>TikTok <\/em>(which all the kids love).&nbsp; She was preparing to throw a pair of pink panties into the trash can.&nbsp; The caption on the screen said, \u201cIf I miss, I\u2019m Gay!\u201d.&nbsp; And then she appeared to miss the trash can on purpose.&nbsp; Oh, that little minx.&nbsp; None of this was news to <strong>Cassandra Peterson<\/strong>, who always surfaces around this time of the year.&nbsp; <strong>Elvira<\/strong>\u2019s alter ego said, \u201cI wasn\u2019t shocked.&nbsp; She has always painted herself as sexually fluid.&nbsp; Madonna actually hit on my girlfriend in the past!\u201d&nbsp; I have so many questions \u2013 the current girlfriend?&nbsp; And how far in the past?&nbsp; Eh, I\u2019ve already lost interest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.&nbsp; So Jonathan Bennett decided it was time to get a mammogram!&nbsp; This is not as far-fetched as you may think.&nbsp; One in every 100 breast cancer cases are diagnosed in men.&nbsp; Bennett\u2019s spouse, the lovely Jaymes Vaughan, had such a scare a few years ago.&nbsp; Since early detection is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90833,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90832\/revisions\/90833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}