{"id":90881,"date":"2022-10-31T02:20:41","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T09:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=90881"},"modified":"2022-10-31T02:20:41","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T09:20:41","slug":"ryans-rump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/10\/31\/ryans-rump\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan&#8217;s Rump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ryan Phillippe <\/strong>was recently reflecting on his role in <strong><em>Cruel Intentions<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 particularly the infamous shower scene.&nbsp; \u201cI felt okay with my butt.&nbsp; Everyone has a butt, it\u2019s really not that graphic.&nbsp; So many guys on <em>Twitter <\/em>are like, \u2018That\u2019s the moment I knew I was gay.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; Alas, it didn\u2019t sway Phillippe.&nbsp; A few months ago, Ryan joined <strong>Sarah Michelle Gellar <\/strong>and <strong>Selma Blair <\/strong>at an art installation based on the film.&nbsp; One of the paintings was a rendering of Phillippe\u2019s perfect posterior.&nbsp; The trio posed in front of the portrait, which you can see on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re waxing rhapsodically over Ryan\u2019s ripe rump, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; Frankly, I\u2019m not sure Phillippe\u2019s <em>derri\u00e8re <\/em>needs any waxing \u2013 it looks pretty smooth to me.&nbsp; Before I descend into that dark hole, let me direct you to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that goes where no man has gone before.&nbsp; If you have a question you\u2019d like me to tackle, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before my next heartbreak!&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan Phillippe was recently reflecting on his role in Cruel Intentions \u2013 particularly the infamous shower scene.&nbsp; \u201cI felt okay with my butt.&nbsp; Everyone has a butt, it\u2019s really not that graphic.&nbsp; So many guys on Twitter are like, \u2018That\u2019s the moment I knew I was gay.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; Alas, it didn\u2019t sway Phillippe.&nbsp; A few months<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90882,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90881\/revisions\/90882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}