{"id":91006,"date":"2022-12-18T23:01:21","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T07:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91006"},"modified":"2022-12-18T23:01:21","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T07:01:21","slug":"a-man-a-dog-and-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2022\/12\/18\/a-man-a-dog-and-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man, A Dog, and Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s a headline that grabbed me: \u201cFlorida man busted for public sex with dog, wrecking church nativity scene\u201d.&nbsp; And it happened in Clearwater \u2013 <em>Scientology <\/em>country.&nbsp; The dog in question didn\u2019t even belong to the guy \u2013 a friend asked the guy to give his goldendoodle some \u201cexercise\u201d!&nbsp; In an additional detail we couldn\u2019t make up if we tried, the dog is male.&nbsp; So much for Florida\u2019s \u201c<em>Don\u2019t Say Gay<\/em>\u201d edict!&nbsp; Anyway, the guy was walking the dog down the street when he suddenly became aroused and sodomized said dog.&nbsp; At that point, people started yelling \u2013 as one does when one sees a man having sex with a dog.&nbsp; The man ran to escape and knocked over a nativity scene at the <em>Northwood Presbyterian Church<\/em>!&nbsp; He also damaged some playground equipment, knocked over a mailbox, and attempted to steal a car.&nbsp; To make matters worse, he didn\u2019t even call the dog the next day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s a headline that grabbed me: \u201cFlorida man busted for public sex with dog, wrecking church nativity scene\u201d.&nbsp; And it happened in Clearwater \u2013 Scientology country.&nbsp; The dog in question didn\u2019t even belong to the guy \u2013 a friend asked the guy to give his goldendoodle some \u201cexercise\u201d!&nbsp; In an additional detail we couldn\u2019t make<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91015,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91006\/revisions\/91015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}