{"id":91090,"date":"2023-01-15T20:02:49","date_gmt":"2023-01-16T04:02:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91090"},"modified":"2023-01-15T20:02:49","modified_gmt":"2023-01-16T04:02:49","slug":"harry-pablo-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/01\/15\/harry-pablo-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry & Pablo Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Somehow Prince Harry <\/strong>managed to be everywhere, talk to everyone, and say absolutely nothing.  It\u2019s almost as if he purposely granted interviews to the least competent people.  The Brit, the heiress, the lisper, the comic \u2013 the same old stories.  Oh, he is an artful todger \u2013 which apparently is a bit shorter than designed (thanks Granny<\/em><\/strong>).  I\u2019m rarely bored with penis talk, but I almost wanted to knock myself unconscious with my dog\u2019s bowl!  If he thinks any of these tales are going to mend the rift with his family\u2026well, he should have called the book Delusional<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Thank God we\u2019ve unearthed one story Harry left out of his book.  According to Las Vegas stripper Carrie Royale<\/strong>, she had a less-than-memorable encounter with the Prince back in 2012.  Of course, we all remember Harry\u2019s infamous Vegas trip \u2013 which clearly did not stay in Vegas.  According to Carrie, \u201cI was with him for a good 20 minutes with lots of kissing and fumbling.\u201d  Alas, the fumbling didn\u2019t lead anywhere.  But Carrie did hold onto one prize jewel.  No, not the royal jewels.  The royal jewels holster.  She kept a pair of black boxer briefs that she claims Harry was wearing\u2026at least at the beginning of the night.  She previously attempted to auction the undies off last September, but stopped the bidding \u201cout of respect for the Queen<\/em><\/strong>\u201d.  She\u2019s now put them back on the block \u2013 \u201cto help remind him of his fun side.\u201d  She claims that during the course of the night, Harry danced to Michael Jackson<\/strong>\u2019s \u201cBeat It\u201d.  If he actually \u201cbeat it\u201d while wearing the undies, she could make a small fortune on his DNA!<\/p>\n

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Our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Gary<\/strong> in Tampa: \u201cHave you heard about this nude photo of Pablo Schreiber<\/strong>?  Do you have it?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll answer Gary\u2019s questions, but first I\u2019m gonna tell a story.  A friend of mine used to work for a man who redecorated his home.  One day, he brought in some snapshots of the finished rooms to show the staff.  In the living room, there was a sliding glass door.  Faintly visible in the reflection of the door was what one person thought was a statue of a nude man.  On closer inspection, it was obviously a reflection of the photographer \u2013 who happened to be nude!  Once it was identified to the group, everyone was agog (or aghast, or one of those words that begins with an \u201ca\u201d).  The Pablo Schreiber story is very similar.  The sexy actor (known for Law & Order: <\/em><\/strong>SVU<\/em><\/strong>, American Gods<\/em><\/strong>, and Orange Is the New Black<\/em><\/strong>) posted a photo showing his terrace from behind a sliding glass door.  But clearly visible was\u2026WHOOPSIE!  As you\u2019ll see on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When I\u2019m not wild about Harry, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  As always, we\u2019re willing to show all on www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that sports a streak-free shine.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Prince Harry reveals his Golden Globes<\/em>.  Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Somehow Prince Harry managed to be everywhere, talk to everyone, and say absolutely nothing.  It\u2019s almost as if he purposely granted interviews to the least competent people.  The Brit, the heiress, the lisper, the comic \u2013 the same old stories.  Oh, he is an artful todger \u2013 which apparently is a bit shorter than designed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91090"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91091,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91090\/revisions\/91091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}