{"id":91164,"date":"2023-02-19T22:24:44","date_gmt":"2023-02-20T06:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91164"},"modified":"2023-02-19T22:24:44","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T06:24:44","slug":"billys-prison-pals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/02\/19\/billys-prison-pals\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy&#8217;s Prison Pals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I get a break from being on the road, I catch up on messages people leave.&nbsp; But one person who called didn\u2019t leave a voice message \u2013 or couldn\u2019t.&nbsp; \u201cAn inmate at the <strong><em>California City Community Correctional Facility<\/em><\/strong>, California City, California.&nbsp; This call and your telephone number will be monitored and recorded.&nbsp; To accept this call, say or dial 5 now.\u201d&nbsp; Obviously I wasn\u2019t available to say or dial anything.&nbsp; Alas, I don\u2019t have a clue as to who was calling.&nbsp; The one thing I do know is that my fan base at the <em>California City Community Correctional Facility <\/em>is quite extensive.&nbsp; So, boys, just be patient \u2013 I\u2019ll be by for a group conjugal visit real soon!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The good folks at <strong><em>Atlantis <\/em><\/strong>recently hosted a Southern Caribbean cruise on the <em>Harmony of the Seas<\/em>.&nbsp; Returning patrons found a curious new entry in the official handbook which would have made me raise my eyebrows\u2026if I still had the ability to raise my eyebrows: \u201cWhile we want everybody to have fun, there are limits and so we ask that you be respectful of all guests and our cruise partners.&nbsp; Please do not post anything explicitly sexual on social media in a public forum or other online space.&nbsp; Any guest who posts or publishes an explicit and publicly visible photo or video will be asked to leave the ship with no refund.\u201d&nbsp; No explicit sexual photos or videos from a gay cruise?&nbsp; What is the world coming to!&nbsp; I\u2019m happy to take whatever you have to give at <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.&nbsp; Not only do I not have any gag orders, I am also devoid of any gag reflex!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I get a break from being on the road, I catch up on messages people leave.&nbsp; But one person who called didn\u2019t leave a voice message \u2013 or couldn\u2019t.&nbsp; \u201cAn inmate at the California City Community Correctional Facility, California City, California.&nbsp; This call and your telephone number will be monitored and recorded.&nbsp; To accept<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91173,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91164\/revisions\/91173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}