{"id":91197,"date":"2023-02-26T12:36:16","date_gmt":"2023-02-26T20:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91197"},"modified":"2023-02-26T12:36:16","modified_gmt":"2023-02-26T20:36:16","slug":"007s-blow-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/02\/26\/007s-blow-job\/","title":{"rendered":"007&#8217;s Blow Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s kinda an <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.&nbsp; Someone recently told me about a film called <strong><em>False Positive<\/em><\/strong> which allegedly had a gay sex scene between <strong>Justin Theroux <\/strong>and <strong>Pierce Brosnan<\/strong>.&nbsp; I never heard of it, but I was intrigued enough to tune in \u2013 and promptly dozed off.&nbsp; At some point, I woke up to see Justin kneel in front of Pierce and mime one of the worst blow jobs I\u2019ve ever seen \u2013 and I\u2019ve seen my share of blow jobs.&nbsp; First off, the angle was all wrong.&nbsp; He might as well have been picking lint out of Pierce\u2019s naval!&nbsp; Judge for yourself&nbsp;on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, <strong>Tommy Lee <\/strong>is trying to direct some traffic to his <strong><em>OnlyFans <\/em><\/strong>page.&nbsp; And to do so, he posted a snap of his low-hanging testicles from the vantage point of his butt cheeks.&nbsp; I suppose that\u2019s appealing to the implant crowd.&nbsp; But what does it do for our boys at home?&nbsp; I\u2019ll post \u2018em on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>, and you can let me know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here\u2019s kinda an Ask Billy question.&nbsp; Someone recently told me about a film called False Positive which allegedly had a gay sex scene between Justin Theroux and Pierce Brosnan.&nbsp; I never heard of it, but I was intrigued enough to tune in \u2013 and promptly dozed off.&nbsp; At some point, I woke up to see<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91198,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91197\/revisions\/91198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}