{"id":91263,"date":"2023-03-19T19:38:16","date_gmt":"2023-03-20T02:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91263"},"modified":"2023-03-19T19:38:16","modified_gmt":"2023-03-20T02:38:16","slug":"soap-opera-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/03\/19\/soap-opera-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"Soap Opera Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given recent events, I predict that <strong>Cher <\/strong>will re-release one of her classics: \u201cRomanis, Tramps and Thieves\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The original <em>Broadway <\/em>cast of the musical <strong><em>Ragtime<\/em><\/strong> will reunite on March 27<sup>th<\/sup> for a one-night-only benefit for the <em>Entertainment Community Fund<\/em>, formerly known as <em>The Actors Fund <\/em>(how long will we have to reference its better-known name?).&nbsp; One of the participants will be <strong>Lea Michele<\/strong>, who was in the original cast as \u201cLittle Girl\u201d.&nbsp; Obviously she will be appearing in a different role.&nbsp; I believe \u201cLittle Girl\u201d will now be played by <strong>Barbra Streisand<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>A <em>BBC <\/em>reporter is in hot water after being filmed in a taxi and not wearing a seatbelt.&nbsp; Before anyone asks, I always wear a seatbelt \u2013 even when having sex in the car.&nbsp; You can never be too safe.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Aussie actor <strong>Ingo Rademacher <\/strong>claims that <em>ABC<\/em> didn\u2019t fire him from <strong><em>General<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Hospital<\/em><\/strong> because he refused to get vaccinated; it was because he endorsed <strong>Donald Trump<\/strong>.&nbsp; You know how to prove you\u2019re right?&nbsp; Get vaxxed!<\/p>\n<p>And now, my favorite story of the week.&nbsp; I met the striking and sexy <strong>Forbes March <\/strong>through <strong>Jerry verDorn <\/strong>many years ago.&nbsp; I haven\u2019t thought of the former soap stud in eons, but he returned to the headlines last week after being arrested for stealing used cooking oil!&nbsp; Oh, yes \u2013 you read correctly.&nbsp; I must confess, I know nothing about used cooking oil, except I believe <strong>Willie Nelson <\/strong>uses it to fuel his <em>Winnebago<\/em>.&nbsp; We\u2019re told March purchased a used oil collection route to help supplement his income.&nbsp; He was seen siphoning used oil out of a container at a diner in Ulster, New York.&nbsp; Problem is that oil was earmarked for a competitor.&nbsp; March\u2019s attorney claims that the container was improperly marked and that it \u201cappeared abandoned and contained mostly dirty rainwater.\u201d&nbsp; So, Forbes was stealing rainwater?&nbsp; The pilfered amount of oil has a street value of $1,000.&nbsp; His main business is a firewood delivery company, and I would be mighty happy to pay Forbes March $1K to deliver wood to me anytime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given recent events, I predict that Cher will re-release one of her classics: \u201cRomanis, Tramps and Thieves\u201d. 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