{"id":91287,"date":"2023-03-26T20:22:30","date_gmt":"2023-03-27T03:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91287"},"modified":"2023-03-26T20:22:30","modified_gmt":"2023-03-27T03:22:30","slug":"culkins-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/03\/26\/culkins-cock\/","title":{"rendered":"Culkin&#8217;s Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question came from <strong>Henry <\/strong>in Detroit:&nbsp; \u201c<em>I just saw a headline that said <strong>Rory Culkin <\/strong>shows his penis in <\/em><strong>Swarm<\/strong><em>.&nbsp; It\u2019s called \u2018shocking\u2019.&nbsp; Do you have it?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what <em>Swarm<\/em> is.&nbsp; Is it something to do with bees?&nbsp; If so, count me out \u2013 unless I have an <em>EpiPen <\/em>handy.&nbsp; But, I tracked down the footage, which takes place in the first episode\u2026so, apparently this is a series.&nbsp; There is Culkin, naked as the day he was born, with his penis smooshed against a glass bowl of strawberries.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Who can say.&nbsp; One of my proofreaders tells me that the <em>New York Post<\/em> called it \u201cdirty and unnecessary\u201d.&nbsp; Judge for yourself \u2013 on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question came from Henry in Detroit:&nbsp; \u201cI just saw a headline that said Rory Culkin shows his penis in Swarm.&nbsp; It\u2019s called \u2018shocking\u2019.&nbsp; Do you have it?\u201d I have no idea what Swarm is.&nbsp; Is it something to do with bees?&nbsp; If so, count me out \u2013 unless I have an<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91288,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91287\/revisions\/91288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}