{"id":91310,"date":"2023-04-03T00:34:28","date_gmt":"2023-04-03T07:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91310"},"modified":"2023-04-03T00:34:28","modified_gmt":"2023-04-03T07:34:28","slug":"sex-lifes-big-reveal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/04\/03\/sex-lifes-big-reveal\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex\/Life&#8217;s Big Reveal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Greg <\/strong>in Maine: \u201c<em>Do you watch <\/em><strong>Sex\/Life<\/strong><em>?&nbsp; <\/em><em>Devon<\/em><em> recently showed off his penis.&nbsp; Was it real?&nbsp; You always seem to know these things.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pigs can sniff out truffles.&nbsp; This pig can sniff out a real dick.&nbsp; Greg is asking about <strong>Jonathan Sadowski<\/strong>, who plays Devon on the <em>Netflix <\/em>series.&nbsp; Devon had to get reconstructive surgery \u201cdown there\u201d after being in a car accident while receiving oral sex.&nbsp; In a word, OUCH!&nbsp; He brags that the surgery gave him an extra inch \u2013 at which point he whips out his dick in the locker room.&nbsp; The results are impressive.&nbsp; Alas, it was indeed a prosthetic.&nbsp; However, the rest of Sadowski\u2019s bangin\u2019 body is quite real \u2013 to say nothing of his locker room friends (who all seem to be refugees from a gay porn shoot).&nbsp; Just for kicks, we\u2019ll post every inch on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When some stories leave a bad taste in your mouth, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; I\u2019m still thinking about that stage version of <em>Brokeback<\/em> <em>Mountain<\/em>.&nbsp; In addition to songs, maybe they could throw in some of those <strong>Julie Taymor <\/strong>puppets as sheep.&nbsp; Or perhaps this could lead to the long-awaited comeback of <strong>Lamb Chop<\/strong>!&nbsp; More good ideas can be found on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site you can\u2019t quit.&nbsp; You can always grab me at <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before someone puts David in the closet.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question comes from Greg in Maine: \u201cDo you watch Sex\/Life?&nbsp; Devon recently showed off his penis.&nbsp; Was it real?&nbsp; You always seem to know these things.\u201d Pigs can sniff out truffles.&nbsp; This pig can sniff out a real dick.&nbsp; Greg is asking about Jonathan Sadowski, who plays Devon on the Netflix series.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91312,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91310\/revisions\/91312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}