{"id":91354,"date":"2023-04-16T23:53:54","date_gmt":"2023-04-17T06:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91354"},"modified":"2023-04-16T23:53:54","modified_gmt":"2023-04-17T06:53:54","slug":"a-couple-funny-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/04\/16\/a-couple-funny-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Funny Ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is <strong>Mo\u2019Nique <\/strong>a member of our community?&nbsp; Well, she\u2019s certainly gay-adjacent. &nbsp;In her latest comedy special, <strong><em>My Name is Mo\u2019Nique<\/em><\/strong>, she shares a conversation she had with her husband \u2013 whom she calls \u201cDaddy\u201d (side note \u2013 I really hate it when people refer to their partner with parental terms).&nbsp; \u201cDaddy,\u201d Mo\u2019Nique said, \u201cI want to be with another woman sexually.\u201d&nbsp; Her husband responded, \u201cBitch, me too!\u201d&nbsp; Well, ain\u2019t that a kick in the clitoris!&nbsp; Mo\u2019Nique then said, \u201cNow I know y\u2019all are looking at me, saying, \u2018Wait a minute, bitch.&nbsp; Are you a motherfuckin\u2019 dyke?\u2019&nbsp; No, I\u2019m not\u2026all the way.\u201d&nbsp; See?&nbsp; Adjacent.&nbsp; She also discusses her <strong>Uncle Tina<\/strong>, but for that story you should check out the special on <em>Netflix<\/em>.&nbsp; And I think I should book her for a future <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>Last week, the hysterical <strong>Judy Gold <\/strong>was my guest on <strong><em>Billy Masters LIVE<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; We discussed many topics \u2013 including her very hot (and very straight) sons.&nbsp; She just wrapped up her show, <strong><em>Yes, I Can Say That! <\/em><\/strong><em>off-Broadway<\/em>, and is heading back on the road \u2013 including a special performance at <a href=\"https:\/\/judygold.com\/special-event\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Helium Comedy Club <\/em><\/a>in Philadelphia on Mother\u2019s Day (May 14<sup>th<\/sup>).&nbsp; That show, which will be all about her mother, will be recorded for future release.&nbsp; She\u2019ll also be at the <em>Post Office Caf\u00e9 and Cabaret <\/em>in Provincetown this summer.&nbsp; You can find all things Judy on her website, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.JudyGold.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>JudyGold.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; To find out more dish, check out my chat with Judy (among others) on our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/BillyMastersTV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>YouTube <\/em><\/a>channel, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/BillyMastersTV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Billy Masters TV<\/em><\/strong><\/a>, or on <a href=\"http:\/\/BillyMasters.com\/TV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com\/TV<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EP36johrxhc\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Mo\u2019Nique a member of our community?&nbsp; Well, she\u2019s certainly gay-adjacent. &nbsp;In her latest comedy special, My Name is Mo\u2019Nique, she shares a conversation she had with her husband \u2013 whom she calls \u201cDaddy\u201d (side note \u2013 I really hate it when people refer to their partner with parental terms).&nbsp; \u201cDaddy,\u201d Mo\u2019Nique said, \u201cI want<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91355,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91354\/revisions\/91355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}