{"id":91388,"date":"2023-05-01T01:22:54","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91388"},"modified":"2023-05-01T01:22:54","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:22:54","slug":"lacy-darren-hayes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/05\/01\/lacy-darren-hayes\/","title":{"rendered":"Lacy Darren Hayes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Darren Hayes <\/strong>has a nice bum.&nbsp; I hate to start in such a coarse way \u2013 not that I have firsthand knowledge of how coarse his bum is.&nbsp; But I was fortunate enough to catch the final show of the former <strong><em>Savage Garden <\/em><\/strong>frontman\u2019s recent solo tour.&nbsp; That this happened within spitting distance from whence I was born is a happy coincidence.&nbsp; In addition to all of his solo and group hits, he performed a generous smattering from his latest collection, \u201cHomosexual\u201d.&nbsp; His voice is truly a marvel, and hearing it in such an intimate setting was a privilege \u2013 especially at such an economical price.&nbsp; I\u2019d not seen Darren in the flesh before, and I hope this will not be our last encounter.<\/p>\n<p>Darren opened the show wearing tight black trousers, a lacy see-through black shirt, and black boots.&nbsp; As luck would have it, I had on a strikingly similar outfit.&nbsp; As I entered the theater, someone approached and said the most extraordinary thing.&nbsp; \u201cNot offense, but you look like <strong>Billy Masters<\/strong>.\u201d&nbsp; \u201cNo offense?\u201d&nbsp; Excuse me?&nbsp; Still, a fan\u2019s a fan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darren Hayes has a nice bum.&nbsp; I hate to start in such a coarse way \u2013 not that I have firsthand knowledge of how coarse his bum is.&nbsp; But I was fortunate enough to catch the final show of the former Savage Garden frontman\u2019s recent solo tour.&nbsp; That this happened within spitting distance from whence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91388"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91397,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91388\/revisions\/91397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}