{"id":91466,"date":"2023-05-21T21:59:29","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T04:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91466"},"modified":"2023-05-21T21:59:29","modified_gmt":"2023-05-22T04:59:29","slug":"worlds-slowest-car-chase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/05\/21\/worlds-slowest-car-chase\/","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s Slowest Car Chase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When is a \u201cnear catastrophic car chase\u201d, neither catastrophic nor a car chase?&nbsp; When pedestrians are moving faster than the cars!&nbsp; I guess it all depends on how you define \u201cnear\u201d.&nbsp; Words matter, and never more than when you\u2019re <strong>Prince Harry <\/strong>and that wife of his\u2026and I think it bears mentioning again that prior to their <em>liaison<\/em>, her biggest credit was on basic cable (of course, <strong>Princess Diana <\/strong>was a school teacher).&nbsp; It is true \u2013 <strong>Prince Harry<\/strong>, <strong>Meg<\/strong>, and her mother <strong>Doria <\/strong>were in a car in NYC.&nbsp; And it is also true that paparazzi were surrounding the vehicle trying to get photos\u2026God knows of what.&nbsp; But it is also true that funeral processions in small towns move quicker.&nbsp; That reality doesn\u2019t invoke a situation on par with the death of Princess Diana.<\/p>\n<p>The final chapter in an actual car chase has been written.&nbsp; Last week, <strong>Anne Heche <\/strong>was finally laid to rest, nine months after her death.&nbsp; I can\u2019t blame the family for waiting.&nbsp; The last time someone declared her dead and put a sheet over her head, she popped up and said, \u201cSurprise!\u201d&nbsp; So, y\u2019know, anything could have happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When is a \u201cnear catastrophic car chase\u201d, neither catastrophic nor a car chase?&nbsp; When pedestrians are moving faster than the cars!&nbsp; I guess it all depends on how you define \u201cnear\u201d.&nbsp; Words matter, and never more than when you\u2019re Prince Harry and that wife of his\u2026and I think it bears mentioning again that prior to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91467,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91466\/revisions\/91467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}