{"id":91551,"date":"2023-06-18T14:30:06","date_gmt":"2023-06-18T21:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91551"},"modified":"2023-06-18T14:30:06","modified_gmt":"2023-06-18T21:30:06","slug":"seymour-edged-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/06\/18\/seymour-edged-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Seymour Edged Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spend a lot of time worrying about <strong>Jane Seymour<\/strong>.&nbsp; I picture her, at night, sleeping in a big vat of <strong><em>Cr\u00e9pe Erase<\/em><\/strong>, only to wake up and find she\u2019s been replaced by <strong>Kate Walsh<\/strong>.&nbsp; Don\u2019t get me wrong \u2013 the <strong><em>Grey\u2019s Anatomy<\/em><\/strong> vet looks like she could use <em>Cr\u00e9pe Erase<\/em>.&nbsp; But wait your turn.&nbsp; It\u2019s like when my beloved <strong>Lindsay Wagner<\/strong> started losing made-for-TV leads to <strong>Mare Winningham<\/strong>, of all people.&nbsp; It\u2019s just not fair.&nbsp; If there\u2019s a silver lining, it\u2019s that Walsh is like half Seymour\u2019s age, and looks significantly worse.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Someone who I\u2019m sure has vats of <em>Cr\u00e9pe Erase<\/em> is <strong>Vanna White<\/strong>, and she\u2019s in the news \u2013 kinda.&nbsp; <strong>Pat Sajak<\/strong> announced that he will be retiring as host of <strong><em>Wheel of Fortune<\/em><\/strong> at the end of next season.&nbsp; This begs the question \u2013 what will happen to Vanna?&nbsp; Well, she\u2019s angling to take over hosting duties\u2026an unlikely prospect at best.&nbsp; While Pat would like his daughter <strong>Maggie<\/strong> to be considered for the gig, <strong>Ryan Seacrest<\/strong> is also in the running.&nbsp; But wait \u2013 <strong>Whoopi Goldberg<\/strong> just announced on <strong><em>The View<\/em><\/strong> that she\u2019d like the job.&nbsp; Stay tuned\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spend a lot of time worrying about Jane Seymour.&nbsp; I picture her, at night, sleeping in a big vat of Cr\u00e9pe Erase, only to wake up and find she\u2019s been replaced by Kate Walsh.&nbsp; Don\u2019t get me wrong \u2013 the Grey\u2019s Anatomy vet looks like she could use Cr\u00e9pe Erase.&nbsp; But wait your turn.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91552,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91551\/revisions\/91552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}